9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 07, 2008
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The Daily Thorax Horoscope CANCER (June 21-July 22) Does it bother you when people walk up to you at the beach and kick sand into your face? It's time to reverse that trend. Show them what you're made of. Build up those abs, turn your body into a temple. Become the dynamic, can-do sort of person you always wanted to be, the self-actuator, the take-charge person. Go to the beach and kick sand into your own face.