Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 27, 2010
March 26, 2010
March 28, 2010
Transcript:
Adam: Okay, family. The last day of spring break is upon us. Our final adventure is a culinary tour of exotic foods, individually prepared and expertly handled. We'll satiate our palates with a diverse, flavorful menu of delicacies. Laura: How can we afford that, Adam? Adam: It's sample day at the wholesale club. Get your coats... Laura: ...and your fake mustaches. I don't want anyone to recognize us.
The crowd of usually overweight people drooling around all of those sample carts and staking their line status out with their elbows at Costco, keeping others from getting through the otherwise enormous aisles, is really annoying. I have never eaten any of the samples after watching these spectacles.
I always get the urge to feel sorry for the one sample lady who has tofu or something that nobody wants, but you can see from the smile on her face that she must have earned her way up to that cart.