Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for February 25, 2023

Have to keep the garbage can in the garage windy.

I don’t blame you for not having finished off the Diet Orange Squish. It tastes like ester of wood rosin.

Helen Hunt just saw an airborne cow windy.

A house just landed on a local Wiccan windy.

here we simply call it “Sinuses windy”

One of nature’s laws – it’s always windy on trash day.

@Perkycat lives in Montana. Maybe she can find and return it!

The garbage can has been freed from the ice and has made a run for it.

Your garbage can is now in, high earth orbit, windy!

OK, you win the winter wind round. Live on the edge of town, or in the open country? Beware the FRI -Feels Rotten Index.

If the garbage can took off it’s a clear sign that you two should too! High time you came out West for a visit to the beautiful PNW. Oh, but probably not right now. Here in Vancouver, WA it’s in the teens and ice/snow has encased us for what seems an eternity. Had to miss work for so long I can’t remember the way to get there anymore. Highly unusual to say the least.

That’s what you get for living in a flat state without any trees.

Or Winndy-peg ;)

Does anybody know what happened to Dilbert? It’s missing from my list, and I can’t find it by title.

7 12 packs. The store must have had a buy 4 and get 3 more free sale.

Now, I’ve got R.E.M.’s “Orange Crush” stuck in my head, but with “Squish” instead… Thanks. ;)

“The county road crew is out duct taping the rocks to the gravel roads” windy.