I fell down the stairs with a bottle of beer in my coat pocket. I was shocked to feel something liquid trickling down my leg. Imagine my relief when it was only bloody, the bottle was intact…
They had a similar line on DETROIT 1-8-7 the other night. One cop’s partner was embarrassed because he thought he’d pissed his pants during a shootout. He was so relieved to find out he’d only been shot!
AgProv said,
I fell down the stairs with a bottle of beer in my coat pocket. I was shocked to feel something liquid trickling down my leg. Imagine my relief when it was only bloody, the bottle was intact… They had a similar line on DETROIT 1-8-7 the other night. One cop’s partner was embarrassed because he thought he’d pissed his pants during a shootout. He was so relieved to find out he’d only been shot!