I have to agree with Andy. I have written our Prez to speak to Parliament on a Brewers Act that will protect the integrity of the beer throughout the Empire.
I fell down the stairs with a bottle of beer in my coat pocket. I was shocked to feel something liquid trickling down my leg. Imagine my relief when it was only bloody, the bottle was intact…
I fell down the stairs with a bottle of beer in my coat pocket. I was shocked to feel something liquid trickling down my leg. Imagine my relief when it was only bloody, the bottle was intact…
They had a similar line on DETROIT 1-8-7 the other night. One cop’s partner was embarrassed because he thought he’d pissed his pants during a shootout. He was so relieved to find out he’d only been shot!
Yukoner almost 14 years ago
Andy, you need to apply for the job. Just think of the perks.
TheWildSow almost 14 years ago
Drowned in a vat of beer? How horrible! Oh, I dunno….he came out twice to go the the bathroom!
Dkram almost 14 years ago
Heh, If Andy fell in the vat, he’d drink his way out.
Buck Owens: “I fell down stairs with a gallon of moonshine and didn’t spill a drop.”
Roy Clark: “How’d you do that?”
Buck: “Keep my mouth shut.” (Pick’n & Grin’n on Hee Haw)
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Plods with ...™ almost 14 years ago
Major faux pas…..
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
I have to agree with Andy. I have written our Prez to speak to Parliament on a Brewers Act that will protect the integrity of the beer throughout the Empire.
Couldn’t Flo use some more quid?
kab2rb almost 14 years ago
Now if Andy guarded the brewer he want to try all the beers. Brewer would not like that.
cory613 almost 14 years ago
Stringbean on ‘Hee Haw’ would be a great nite watchman at the beer factory !
jtviper7 almost 14 years ago
The applications are down to… W.C. Fields Foster Brooks and Dean Martin
taker48 almost 14 years ago
They should hire Andy, he is a professional drinker you know
gofinsc almost 14 years ago
How does one gain experience as a beer guard?
AgProv almost 14 years ago
I fell down the stairs with a bottle of beer in my coat pocket. I was shocked to feel something liquid trickling down my leg. Imagine my relief when it was only bloody, the bottle was intact…
gimmickgenius almost 14 years ago
AgProv said,
I fell down the stairs with a bottle of beer in my coat pocket. I was shocked to feel something liquid trickling down my leg. Imagine my relief when it was only bloody, the bottle was intact… They had a similar line on DETROIT 1-8-7 the other night. One cop’s partner was embarrassed because he thought he’d pissed his pants during a shootout. He was so relieved to find out he’d only been shot!