Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 30, 2018

yep, ma’am, might as well try a different pub

Andy would prefer to have her by him beer. But she looks like she is use to having the drinks bought for her.

If that is Andy’s pickup line. How did he get married in the first place???

“Where have you been all my life, and when are you going back there?”

Ah, a lass with looks and brains, too.

The ladies treat Andy almost as bad as the horses! No luck with either! ;o)

I need to remember that quip, lol.

well the birds know you andy and they want better.

All the Brits I ever met are much better than Americans at insults. All you need do to prove that is watch the BBC Parliment on either PBS or BBC sometime. That is loads of fun hearing them insult each other. The PM has to be very quick witted to survive the Question time.

Seems like this is a fairly recent reprint.

Smart woman. Probably will never be seen in that pub again.

One of my favorite classics: Andy trying to pick up a girl: “How about it, you and me?”

“You have a darn in your tie.”

“So what? It’s a very neat darn.”

“Sure is—for a SINGLE bloke!”

Andy looks at the reader: “Every one of them a flippin’ Sherlock Holmes!”

With the ladies, Andy’s a legend in his own mind !

Men are so creepy when they flirt with a young woman that they don’t even know.

It’s so cringeworthy.

xxx

Her boots were made for walking…

Saw a goose while walking today. Quite rainy here. Good weather for geese.