Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 03, 2018

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 6 years ago

    Many were the times…

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 6 years ago

    They’re not too proud, lol.

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    Nachikethass  over 6 years ago

    My little girl asks – but won’t take!

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    nosirrom  over 6 years ago

    Self-serving too.

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    Sisu60  over 6 years ago

    I am the cat the center of your universe you will love mr and pet me or I will poop in your shoes

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    Dani Rice  over 6 years ago

    The cat doesn’t do that, but the dog runs to lay in front of Hubby whenever he sits in the rocking chair. Hubby warms his feet on the dog, who gets a backrub and a massage out of the deal.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 6 years ago

    One of the joys of having a cat.

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    Vangoghdog01  over 6 years ago

    Number 1 reason why dogs are better than cats. You will never fully understand until you have to medicate your cat (Good luck with that!!).

    How To Give Your Cat A Pill 1) Pick up cat and cradle it in the crock of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of the cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

    2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

    3) Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.

    4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm while holding rear paws tightly with left hand Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

    5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Retrieve spouse from outside.

    6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees. Hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat’s throat vigorously.

    7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

    8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible form below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

    9) Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans. Drink one beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse’s forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

    10) Retrieve cat from neighbor’s shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door on neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessertspoon.

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    Vangoghdog01  over 6 years ago

    11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot of scotch and drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check record for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw shirt away and fetch new on from bedroom.

    12) Call fire department to retrieve cat from across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

    13) Tie the little &#^@’s front legs to rear legs with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak. Be rough about it. Hold cat’s head vertically and pour two pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

    14) Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the ER. Sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

    15) Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

    How To Give Your Dog A Pill

    1) Wrap pill in bacon.

    2) Toss it in the air.

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    majobis.  over 6 years ago

    Dogs can be self serving too. If you stop petting or move your hand away they bump your hand back begging for more attention to be served. Cats are the same way when they want the attention.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    My dog does that whenever he gets near a hand doing nothing

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    justjam38  over 6 years ago

    5 yrs ago we adopted 2 feral cats from our back yard, most loving pets we ever owned.

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    bobpeters61  over 6 years ago

    Now to convince the cat to pet himself and leave me to my TV show.

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