I really don’t care what I look like, except when the shirts get tighter around the waist! I don’t feel old, except when I have more than two flights of stairs to climb!
However; my friends of a certain age, if the swim suit in question should be said itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini it has a paradox never resolved by the human mind. Was the bikini itself yellow? If so what color were the polka dots. Conversely, if the polka dots are yellow, what color is the bikini?
The past is a bucket of ashes, so live not in your yesterdays, nor just for tomorrow, but in the here and now. Keep moving and forget the post-mortems. And remember, no one can get the jump on the future.carl sandburg
I look older when I stand next to my adult daughters than I do when I look in the mirror alone. The contrast does it. Then I tell them they will look just like me in 30 years.
NOw that a year has past… here is the answer. Since a blue polka dot dress has white dots the bikini in question is yellow with white dots.
All references assume the dots are white. Else wise the color of the dots are clearly defined. Garment Description Code: 36C24 subsection 36If it were the other way around it would mention the itsy-bitsy teenie weenie WITH yellow polka dots bikini.
Dirty Dragon over 5 years ago
Your problem is you signed on with one of those comic strips where the characters age as it goes along.
Take a vacation to Gasoline Alley and see your future.
alasko over 5 years ago
Was it an itsy-bitsy yellow polka-dot bikini?
SpacedInvader Premium Member over 5 years ago
I’m just as surprised to see the old guy looking at me when I pass a mirror and happen to look at it. I’m just not the age I remember .
Nachikethass over 5 years ago
I really don’t care what I look like, except when the shirts get tighter around the waist! I don’t feel old, except when I have more than two flights of stairs to climb!
jarvisloop over 5 years ago
When we’re young, we worry about our appearance being too suggestive. When we’re older, we worry about our appearance being too disgusting.
[Unnamed Reader - 51b08a] over 5 years ago
Dead man walking…
tauyen over 5 years ago
some people just don’t know when to leave well enough alone.
The Pro from Dover over 5 years ago
LadyPeterW over 5 years ago
Thanks. Like we needed an ear-worm to get us thru Friday…hmmm…maybe we did.
Tyge over 5 years ago
Poor guy. Missing those days, eh? As Satchel Paige always said; “Never look back. Something may be catching up with you.”
axe-grinder over 5 years ago
It’s a recurring bikini. We all have obsessions.
Russell Bedford over 5 years ago
1971, crocheted triangle top/denim cut off bottoms…the magic continues!!!
doublepaw over 5 years ago
No where near the best thing he could have said.
formathe over 5 years ago
he was doing so well, then he stepped on the land mine.
Russell Bedford over 5 years ago
However; my friends of a certain age, if the swim suit in question should be said itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini it has a paradox never resolved by the human mind. Was the bikini itself yellow? If so what color were the polka dots. Conversely, if the polka dots are yellow, what color is the bikini?
kid1at3heart over 5 years ago
Isn’t that like the Purple People Eater? Was he purple or did he only eat purple people? Inquiring minds want to know.
Ahuehuete over 5 years ago
Imagine what generation tattoo is going to look like when they get old
kunddog over 5 years ago
The past is a bucket of ashes, so live not in your yesterdays, nor just for tomorrow, but in the here and now. Keep moving and forget the post-mortems. And remember, no one can get the jump on the future.carl sandburg
alexius23 over 5 years ago
I freely admit to looking at current pictures of myself and wincing. I ask myself who is that old fart?
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Hubba hubba.
edge2edge over 5 years ago
Not to be too much of a downer but old age is, in fact just the slowest way to die.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
And this antagonizes Arlo.
mommavamp over 5 years ago
Where is this quote from? It’s lovely.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 5 years ago
How the my-tee have fallen, have fallen.
locake over 5 years ago
I look older when I stand next to my adult daughters than I do when I look in the mirror alone. The contrast does it. Then I tell them they will look just like me in 30 years.
timbob2313 Premium Member over 5 years ago
and mope over the old days
genej101 over 5 years ago
I hated that song. Worst ear worm ever. And now again!
mywifeslover over 4 years ago
All references assume the dots are white. Else wise the color of the dots are clearly defined. Garment Description Code: 36C24 subsection 36If it were the other way around it would mention the itsy-bitsy teenie weenie WITH yellow polka dots bikini.
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