Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 15, 2019

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    Dirty Dragon  over 5 years ago

    Your problem is you signed on with one of those comic strips where the characters age as it goes along.

    Take a vacation to Gasoline Alley and see your future.

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    alasko  over 5 years ago

    Was it an itsy-bitsy yellow polka-dot bikini?

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’m just as surprised to see the old guy looking at me when I pass a mirror and happen to look at it. I’m just not the age I remember .

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    I really don’t care what I look like, except when the shirts get tighter around the waist! I don’t feel old, except when I have more than two flights of stairs to climb!

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    jarvisloop  over 5 years ago

    When we’re young, we worry about our appearance being too suggestive. When we’re older, we worry about our appearance being too disgusting.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 51b08a]  over 5 years ago

    Dead man walking…

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    tauyen  over 5 years ago

    some people just don’t know when to leave well enough alone.

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    The Pro from Dover  over 5 years ago
    Can we see the beach picture pleeasse?
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    LadyPeterW  over 5 years ago

    Thanks. Like we needed an ear-worm to get us thru Friday…hmmm…maybe we did.

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    Tyge  over 5 years ago

    Poor guy. Missing those days, eh? As Satchel Paige always said; “Never look back. Something may be catching up with you.”

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    axe-grinder  over 5 years ago

    It’s a recurring bikini. We all have obsessions.

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    Russell Bedford  over 5 years ago

    1971, crocheted triangle top/denim cut off bottoms…the magic continues!!!

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    doublepaw  over 5 years ago

    No where near the best thing he could have said.

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    formathe  over 5 years ago

    he was doing so well, then he stepped on the land mine.

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    Russell Bedford  over 5 years ago

    However; my friends of a certain age, if the swim suit in question should be said itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini it has a paradox never resolved by the human mind. Was the bikini itself yellow? If so what color were the polka dots. Conversely, if the polka dots are yellow, what color is the bikini?

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    kid1at3heart  over 5 years ago

    Isn’t that like the Purple People Eater? Was he purple or did he only eat purple people? Inquiring minds want to know.

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    Ahuehuete  over 5 years ago

    Imagine what generation tattoo is going to look like when they get old

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    kunddog  over 5 years ago

    The past is a bucket of ashes, so live not in your yesterdays, nor just for tomorrow, but in the here and now. Keep moving and forget the post-mortems. And remember, no one can get the jump on the future.carl sandburg

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    alexius23  over 5 years ago

    I freely admit to looking at current pictures of myself and wincing. I ask myself who is that old fart?

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Hubba hubba.

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    edge2edge  over 5 years ago

    Not to be too much of a downer but old age is, in fact just the slowest way to die.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    And this antagonizes Arlo.

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    mommavamp  over 5 years ago

    Where is this quote from? It’s lovely.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 5 years ago

    How the my-tee have fallen, have fallen.

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    locake  over 5 years ago

    I look older when I stand next to my adult daughters than I do when I look in the mirror alone. The contrast does it. Then I tell them they will look just like me in 30 years.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    and mope over the old days

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    genej101  over 5 years ago

    I hated that song. Worst ear worm ever. And now again!

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    mywifeslover  over 4 years ago
    NOw that a year has past… here is the answer. Since a blue polka dot dress has white dots the bikini in question is yellow with white dots.

    All references assume the dots are white. Else wise the color of the dots are clearly defined. Garment Description Code: 36C24 subsection 36If it were the other way around it would mention the itsy-bitsy teenie weenie WITH yellow polka dots bikini.

    You are welcome!

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