Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 15, 2019

Your problem is you signed on with one of those comic strips where the characters age as it goes along.

Take a vacation to Gasoline Alley and see your future.

Was it an itsy-bitsy yellow polka-dot bikini?

I’m just as surprised to see the old guy looking at me when I pass a mirror and happen to look at it. I’m just not the age I remember .

I really don’t care what I look like, except when the shirts get tighter around the waist! I don’t feel old, except when I have more than two flights of stairs to climb!

When we’re young, we worry about our appearance being too suggestive. When we’re older, we worry about our appearance being too disgusting.

Dead man walking…

some people just don’t know when to leave well enough alone.

Can we see the beach picture pleeasse?

Thanks. Like we needed an ear-worm to get us thru Friday…hmmm…maybe we did.

Poor guy. Missing those days, eh? As Satchel Paige always said; “Never look back. Something may be catching up with you.”

It’s a recurring bikini. We all have obsessions.

1971, crocheted triangle top/denim cut off bottoms…the magic continues!!!

No where near the best thing he could have said.

he was doing so well, then he stepped on the land mine.

However; my friends of a certain age, if the swim suit in question should be said itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini it has a paradox never resolved by the human mind. Was the bikini itself yellow? If so what color were the polka dots. Conversely, if the polka dots are yellow, what color is the bikini?

Isn’t that like the Purple People Eater? Was he purple or did he only eat purple people? Inquiring minds want to know.

Imagine what generation tattoo is going to look like when they get old

The past is a bucket of ashes, so live not in your yesterdays, nor just for tomorrow, but in the here and now. Keep moving and forget the post-mortems. And remember, no one can get the jump on the future.carl sandburg

I freely admit to looking at current pictures of myself and wincing. I ask myself who is that old fart?

Hubba hubba.

Not to be too much of a downer but old age is, in fact just the slowest way to die.

And this antagonizes Arlo.

Where is this quote from? It’s lovely.

How the my-tee have fallen, have fallen.

I look older when I stand next to my adult daughters than I do when I look in the mirror alone. The contrast does it. Then I tell them they will look just like me in 30 years.

and mope over the old days

I hated that song. Worst ear worm ever. And now again!

NOw that a year has past… here is the answer. Since a blue polka dot dress has white dots the bikini in question is yellow with white dots.

All references assume the dots are white. Else wise the color of the dots are clearly defined. Garment Description Code: 36C24 subsection 36If it were the other way around it would mention the itsy-bitsy teenie weenie WITH yellow polka dots bikini.

You are welcome!