Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 02, 2019

They’re as different as day and night.

“I dunno…..”

“Aw, continue! Continue swimming naked!” /Chief Wiggum voice

Sounds like a win-win to me.

There can be more than one reason.

Run your heat pump through the pool.

No, Yin is on first and Yang is on second

Arlo’ is BENCHED !

Guess who’s NOT getting to third base.

Someone’s thinking with his yang.

Who’s yanking who’s yin? (You’ll need a higher fence for that.)

Reminds me of the joke – It’s OK ladies, I’m not here to watch you skinny dip. Just here to feed the alligators.

I use that line !

Ah, wine, snacks, romantic moonlit swim, a loving couple, and a nice game of Battleship!

Spa leaks and I have a problem fixing it because my wife likes it so hot I can’t use it at all.

Don’t think he’ll get to third, let alone home plate!

It’s no fun in your own backyard pool.

No pool, no horse. Gotta boat. Although skinny dipping sounds appealing.

We had a pool in Phoenix – never again! Way too much maintenance, particularly cleaning and trying to keep the water in balance. Worse, a friend was at a party one night when somebody noticed the two year old was not underfoot. The pool was the last place they looked….

what?

When my pool needs maintenance I just dump it on the lawn and refill with the garden hose…

And you are the richer for it!

“Who’s on first”? What’s on Second, I don’t know-third base.

Pool sex is overrated.

Marcooooooooooooo Poloooooooooooooooooooo

They could swim anytime day or night in their skins alone.

I feel for you Arlo.