Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 24, 2022

You? She was into tech before you Arlo.

That’s what you get for writing your cell number on the wall. BTW, nice tea cozy.

The power of a naked woman!

No, it’s called foreplay.

She only has eyes for you Arlo. Gazing at you from the Bumstead opaque bath water crystals. o^ )

Tell her the service is free but wait for the tip.

Arlo. Have you not figured out how she gets her way yet.

But she’s a monster that puts out!

Arlo, consider yourself blest.

Tea time is very important no matter where you are.

Let her enjoy !!

We should never complain when we get what we want

It looks to me like Janis will be liberal with her rewards…

Arlo…just serve the tea and cookies……and don’t forget to enjoy the view!

But he catered to her the first time. Employers, pets, and spouses: you do it once, you do it forever

Just put it on her tab

“Just a little peek” and Arlo has to pay for that peek

Tea? I thought she drank wine in the bath.

Mmmm. Shortbread cookies. Probably “Pecan Sandies”!

More bubbles, please !

A monster with benefits…

I try to do things like this for my wife all the time. Not just because I love her, I like her!

Out of sheer principle, I refuse to take notice of messages written in “text” speak (gr8, etc). I’m not only proud of that; I’m smug about it.

Though in this case, I might have made an exception…

But you would expect it from her, right?

Tit for tat, Arlo can send her a “friends” request.

Now join her in the tub.

Well done Arlo. She is smiling. Could be more fun after the bath?

Does Arlo also clean up afterwards?

Serve the “monster” give up that TV program, book, ….enjoy the “monster” because one day the “monster” may not be there.

If it makes her happy, go for it. Many happy returns……

If he’s generous now, Janis will be generous later . . .

Just like giving a sick person a bell to ring when they need something…

Think of the paybacks!

If you love her…

Well, you got to see a naked lady

“….But a happy monster.”

But you take her wine all the time.

I find it rather odd that people speculate on the sex lives of comic strip characters.

I’m sure Janis would do (and has done) the same for Arlo, if he ever takes a relaxing soak like that.

…and why is he complaining?

Nah, you’re married to a MOTHER who DESERVES that treatment now and then, and YOU KNOW IT.

Don’t forget Arlo!

Happy Wife = Happy Life using both conventional and Irrational Math.

she deserves all the pampering she asks for and more!