Hey the old lines are still good but the underpants have changed over the years. Doesn’t seem to bother him though. I’m not exactly sure when that change took place here. Doesn’t bother me either.
I have seen London and France. Actually kissed my wife at the top of the Eiffel Tower on our 22nd wedding anniversary. Romantic…yes, but not enough for her to stay with me. I’m glad I can laugh about it now….I’m waiting to see what’s around the next corner.
I have seen England and France, but I’m not sure how that made me an authority on women’s undergarments. However, I have always been an interested amateur.
So, an old joke stolen from someone I can’t recall:
Conversation in a bar, first guy says, “So you sold women’s lingerie?”
Second guy, “Yes, I’m retired now. But I still like to keep my hand in.”
I’ve seen both England and France. And you can buy some new/ interesting/ prettier underpants once you get to those countries, as well. A win-win situation all the way around!
Da'Dad 10 months ago
Little jingle my Janis would not appreciate and I get the impression Arlo’s Janis is a little tired of it all.
SpacedInvader Premium Member 10 months ago
Hey the old lines are still good but the underpants have changed over the years. Doesn’t seem to bother him though. I’m not exactly sure when that change took place here. Doesn’t bother me either.
gammaguy 10 months ago
Frankly, I don’t care.
Ruth Brown 10 months ago
I do not put my bra on like that.
Homerville Premium Member 10 months ago
Arlo needs to fix that and take her to London and Paris at least once.
davidob 10 months ago
Get a round to it.
markkahler52 10 months ago
What’ll they do once they’ve seen Paris?
nosirrom 10 months ago
Arlo keeps saying that in hopes Janis will become annoyed enough to not wear underpants.
bhgiz53 10 months ago
might be time for a “road” trip.
Grace Premium Member 10 months ago
Maybe a little vacation :)
The Pro from Dover 10 months ago
Bra?
duggersd Premium Member 10 months ago
I see a story arc coming.
Just-me 10 months ago
Arlo, if it’s possible, take her to England and France.
Man of the Woods 10 months ago
I’m good at removing a Bra, never tried putting one on :)
The Orange Mailman 10 months ago
And yet he’s smiling.
ScullyUFO 10 months ago
There is no other country that rhymes with underpants.
Egrayjames 10 months ago
I have seen London and France. Actually kissed my wife at the top of the Eiffel Tower on our 22nd wedding anniversary. Romantic…yes, but not enough for her to stay with me. I’m glad I can laugh about it now….I’m waiting to see what’s around the next corner.
timzsixty9 10 months ago
it’s more important to see what’s UNDER the underpants….jmo!
jarvisloop 10 months ago
For the original and longer discussion of the various methods of donning a bra, look for this strip in 2021.
I think that Jimmy is on vacation this week. We’ll see tomorrow.
gingerspike88 Premium Member 10 months ago
We always said, “I see LONDON, I see France … “
royq27 10 months ago
Well, go! Would be a great series…
Searcy9320 10 months ago
AH, Ellie May’s Double Barreled Slingshot.
Tetonbil 10 months ago
Janis! Please ditch the gray lingerie! Color my world please!
CitizenKing 10 months ago
I have seen England and France, but I’m not sure how that made me an authority on women’s undergarments. However, I have always been an interested amateur.
So, an old joke stolen from someone I can’t recall:
Conversation in a bar, first guy says, “So you sold women’s lingerie?”
Second guy, “Yes, I’m retired now. But I still like to keep my hand in.”
BC in NC Premium Member 10 months ago
One out of three ain’t bad.
ladykat 10 months ago
Neither have I.
axe-grinder 10 months ago
Who cares about England or France, just cut to the chase.
jski14 10 months ago
Yeesh. We didn’t need to see that.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 10 months ago
The trip isn’t necessary Janis…..
Emperor Rick 10 months ago
Women are detail oriented creatures.
Lord King Wazmo Premium Member 10 months ago
Arlo is such a horn dog.
guy42 10 months ago
Granny panties. Well she is “almost” a grandmother. Doesn’t this break some religious right morality standard???
MeGoNow Premium Member 10 months ago
I’ve seen towns. And I’ve seen cities. ……………..
petermerck 10 months ago
And since they’ve been married he hasn’t gotten the hint
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 10 months ago
“Less interesting.”
formathe 10 months ago
I usually yell,,, “Moons out!”
Jwhitcomb1966 10 months ago
I’ve seen both England and France. And you can buy some new/ interesting/ prettier underpants once you get to those countries, as well. A win-win situation all the way around!
unfair.de 10 months ago
Will there be a storyline of Arlo and Janis in Europe? I would like that, if it’s told from real experience, not reciting clichées.
raybarb44 10 months ago
The guy who designed that bra hated women…..
V45mikky 10 months ago
I saw France from 30,000 feet up.
asrialfeeple 10 months ago
Wishing you a meaningful Martin Luther King Day.
James -Baird 10 months ago
Go while you can. Voice of experience.
Aladar30 Premium Member 10 months ago
Maybe it’s time for a very long travel in Europe.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member 10 months ago
Afloat sees England. Argo sees France. Janice sees his underpants.
[Unnamed Reader - 9b53e2] 10 months ago
Grey undies?Divorce is imminent.
M209T 10 months ago
He is darned lucky. She looks great in her underwear.