Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 09, 2025

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    Da'Dad  1 day ago

    Had to look it up but there is almost no consensus on where “two hairs past a freckle” originated. Seen stories from the early ‘60s back to the mid ‘40s.

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    bob but I spell it backwards  1 day ago

    Well at least it’s better than the saying we learned when we were kids.“Half past the monkey’s a.. “ Uhh never mind.

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    Night Heron  1 day ago

    Time to change to a brighter couch slipcover?

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    Rhetorical_Question   1 day ago

    They meet in college.

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    eromlig  1 day ago

    We had a worse one after puberty.

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    VictoryRider  about 23 hours ago

    Sometimes we would say, “It’s time to buy a watch!”

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    AnneFackler  about 21 hours ago

    Does anybody really know what time it is ? Does anybody really care ?Chicago

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    royq27  about 21 hours ago

    Some things not even time changes…

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    JessieRandySmithJr.  about 20 hours ago

    Omigosh Arlo, I’m old now.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member about 20 hours ago

    I’m embarrassed to remember I used to say that. Looong time ago. I guess it was funny then.

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  about 20 hours ago

    They make these things called clocks… The time is displayed on my TV if I want, but I thought that was annoying since there is a clock next to the TV.

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    jarvisloop  about 19 hours ago

    What really makes no sense in this modern world is that her phone is across the room instead of being in her hand perpetually.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 19 hours ago

    It was always just one hair with us

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    whitehead_dan  about 18 hours ago

    Are these guys ever going to move to the coast ?

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    formathe  about 18 hours ago

    i have 5 wrist watches and a pocket watch. I have used none of them in 7 years. Gone this next yard sale.

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    Shygirl27  about 14 hours ago

    Half past skin…is what some of us used to say

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    DaBump Premium Member about 14 hours ago

    I remember that. A Peter Max thing as I recall.

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    sincavage05  about 10 hours ago

    I just thought he had a mickey mouse watch with movable arms.

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    Anonamoose Premium Member about 5 hours ago

    The one I remember had monkeys

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