Customer: “Hi, I was there about an hour ago and I think I left my credit card behind.”
Me: “Oh, I will check lost and found for you. What table were you sitting at?”
Customer: “Actually I think I left it in the bathroom. Can you check there?”
Confused, I tell her I will and then relay this to my manager.
Manager: “Oh, yes, I found that earlier. Tell Miss Brown that we have her card and that we’d ask her to choose another establishment to do her lines of coke.”
Ah… now it makes sense. I obviously didn’t tell her that, but wow, you really lose your innocence and naivety working in customer service!
Self-Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself, Part 11
I see a couple with a basket waiting for the self-checkout area that I am currently managing. The guy notices that a regular checkout lane is actually open.
Man: “Hey, this checkout lane is empty. Let’s go!”
Woman: “No, it’s okay. Let’s use self-checkout.”
Man: “But there’s a line here, this one’s free. Let’s go.”
Woman: “No, it’s fine! I want to use self-checkout.”
The man takes the basket from her anyway and forces them both to checkout using the regular checkout. At first, I think this guy is being insensitive, what if she has social anxiety and prefers a non-human interaction at the self-checkout?
My sympathy for her is dispelled when I see them pass my section towards the exit, arguing in a loud whisper:
Man: “Well how was I supposed to know you were planning on stealing all that s***! Next time tell me!”
Thanks, dude! Now I’ll remember you both the next time you’re in my self-checkout area!
Yakety Sax 27 days ago
Always Lines For The Restroom
I take a call from a customer:
Customer: “Hi, I was there about an hour ago and I think I left my credit card behind.”
Me: “Oh, I will check lost and found for you. What table were you sitting at?”
Customer: “Actually I think I left it in the bathroom. Can you check there?”
Confused, I tell her I will and then relay this to my manager.
Manager: “Oh, yes, I found that earlier. Tell Miss Brown that we have her card and that we’d ask her to choose another establishment to do her lines of coke.”
Ah… now it makes sense. I obviously didn’t tell her that, but wow, you really lose your innocence and naivety working in customer service!
Yakety Sax 27 days ago
Someone Isn’t Mourning Their Morning
A customer walks in looking tired and moving lethargically.
Me: “You okay?”
Customer: “I’m not really a morning person.”
Me: “It’s three in the afternoon.”
He looks at his watch and makes a sudden realization. His mood immediately improves.
Customer: “Guess I’m not going to work today!”
Yakety Sax 27 days ago
Self-Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself, Part 11
I see a couple with a basket waiting for the self-checkout area that I am currently managing. The guy notices that a regular checkout lane is actually open.
Man: “Hey, this checkout lane is empty. Let’s go!”
Woman: “No, it’s okay. Let’s use self-checkout.”
Man: “But there’s a line here, this one’s free. Let’s go.”
Woman: “No, it’s fine! I want to use self-checkout.”
The man takes the basket from her anyway and forces them both to checkout using the regular checkout. At first, I think this guy is being insensitive, what if she has social anxiety and prefers a non-human interaction at the self-checkout?
My sympathy for her is dispelled when I see them pass my section towards the exit, arguing in a loud whisper:
Man: “Well how was I supposed to know you were planning on stealing all that s***! Next time tell me!”
Thanks, dude! Now I’ll remember you both the next time you’re in my self-checkout area!
seanfear 27 days ago
umm not quite sure about that myself sigh
Lucy Rudy 27 days ago
I look better than I should at 75, not sure why. Must be genetic.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 27 days ago
Amen. I’d look terrible.
blunebottle 27 days ago
Not true for some of us, Aunty.
sbenton7684 27 days ago
Word!!
nosirrom 27 days ago
I’d hate to look like a car wash.
CorkLock 27 days ago
Freak of nature comes to mind.
ChessPirate 27 days ago
“The Portrait of Aunty Gray…”
rockyridge1977 27 days ago
I look in the mirror and think…….I don’t look like I feel …….that bad!!!
ladykat 27 days ago
True.
assrdood 27 days ago
Aunty, you don’t look bad………..for an octogenarian.
wildlandwaters 27 days ago
well… some people don’t, anyway… (I’ve crossed paths with people half my age that look like they’re twice my age!)
Daltongang Premium Member 27 days ago
Aunty you don’t look all that bad, for a dried up wrinkly old prune.
old_geek 27 days ago
Many times we do…
Doug K 27 days ago
You can thank the Lord for being with you and helping you through whatever you go through.
Chris Sherlock 27 days ago
Wish I could say the same, Aunty!
cuzinron47 27 days ago
I’m surprised you’re brave enough to look in the mirror.
Jml58 27 days ago
The obits tell of younger people than me, dying of old age.