“Because, Hammie, if I do something she deems fishy, Zoe will tattle on one of my many personas, but not my main one that even the likes of you aren’t aware of.”
I’m impressed Hammie knowns the plural of “-sis” is “-ses.”
In the meantime, reminds me of the Tim Allen film The Santa Clause where Allen is interrogated at the police station. “Name,” asks the officer. “Santa Claus,” Allen replies. “Name?” “Sinterklaas.” “Name?” “Father Christmas, Babbo Natale, Topo Gigio!”
Santa’s many aliases are due to his multiple personality disorder, for which he gets daily treatment. Therapy and heavy narcotics are the real Christmas miracle!!
The correct spelling is “alias”, not alies. (My spell-check just confirmed that fact.) So the plural is “aliases”. I don’t know if that was intended to be Hammie’s misspelling, or if the cartoonists were making that mistake.
This reminds me of some of the Angry Santa Elf panels from Medium Large (example: https://mediumlarge.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/angry-santa-elf-aliases-card.jpg)
allen@home about 2 years ago
Hah sure you can Hammie.
Joseph comicinthestrip about 2 years ago
“Because, Hammie, if I do something she deems fishy, Zoe will tattle on one of my many personas, but not my main one that even the likes of you aren’t aware of.”
Templo S.U.D. about 2 years ago
I’m impressed Hammie knowns the plural of “-sis” is “-ses.”
In the meantime, reminds me of the Tim Allen film The Santa Clause where Allen is interrogated at the police station. “Name,” asks the officer. “Santa Claus,” Allen replies. “Name?” “Sinterklaas.” “Name?” “Father Christmas, Babbo Natale, Topo Gigio!”
sirbadger about 2 years ago
And I think that the Santa-mobile is better than the Batmobile.
ʲᔆ about 2 years ago
Hammie figures he can squeeze more presents out of the ol’ fat guy if he has some dirt on him
cubswin2016 about 2 years ago
Perhaps Santa has broken a few laws.
iggyman about 2 years ago
Hammie, you’re the greatest!
iggyman about 2 years ago
Santa Claus, secret agent?
nosirrom about 2 years ago
Santa’s trying to avoid all of the husbands of the Mommies who have kissed him.
ctolson about 2 years ago
All the result of world acceptance of the Santa Claus and their interpretations of his name.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago
A legitim question.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
Santa’s many aliases are due to his multiple personality disorder, for which he gets daily treatment. Therapy and heavy narcotics are the real Christmas miracle!!
The-Great-Gildersleeve about 2 years ago
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied about 2 years ago
Gotta love the way Hammies’ mind works. Yessir.
Jerry in Chelsea about 2 years ago
The correct spelling is “alias”, not alies. (My spell-check just confirmed that fact.) So the plural is “aliases”. I don’t know if that was intended to be Hammie’s misspelling, or if the cartoonists were making that mistake.
198.23.5.11 about 2 years ago
Multiple names but only one present from the combined lot.Who does Hammie sue?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 years ago
“Why did….?”
“Can you keep a secret?”
“Yes.”
“So can I.”
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
Zoe, let’s not forget Sinter Klaas, a shortened form of Sint Nikolaas.
The Quiet One about 2 years ago
Sure you can Hammie.
nboady about 2 years ago
This reminds me of some of the Angry Santa Elf panels from Medium Large (example: https://mediumlarge.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/angry-santa-elf-aliases-card.jpg)
Calvin about 2 years ago
Not that many
ToneeRhianRose about 2 years ago
Haha! XD He’s wanted everywhere!
godloveskaylahyu 11 days ago
Um soooo Saint nick and then go to December 11, 2024