Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 16, 2022

Hah sure you can Hammie.

“Because, Hammie, if I do something she deems fishy, Zoe will tattle on one of my many personas, but not my main one that even the likes of you aren’t aware of.”

I’m impressed Hammie knowns the plural of “-sis” is “-ses.”

In the meantime, reminds me of the Tim Allen film The Santa Clause where Allen is interrogated at the police station. “Name,” asks the officer. “Santa Claus,” Allen replies. “Name?” “Sinterklaas.” “Name?” “Father Christmas, Babbo Natale, Topo Gigio!”

And I think that the Santa-mobile is better than the Batmobile.

Hammie figures he can squeeze more presents out of the ol’ fat guy if he has some dirt on him

Perhaps Santa has broken a few laws.

Hammie, you’re the greatest!

Santa Claus, secret agent?

Santa’s trying to avoid all of the husbands of the Mommies who have kissed him.

All the result of world acceptance of the Santa Claus and their interpretations of his name.

A legitim question.

Santa’s many aliases are due to his multiple personality disorder, for which he gets daily treatment. Therapy and heavy narcotics are the real Christmas miracle!!

It is “a” not “e” ……. alias ……..The plural form of alias is aliases.

Gotta love the way Hammies’ mind works. Yessir.

The correct spelling is “alias”, not alies. (My spell-check just confirmed that fact.) So the plural is “aliases”. I don’t know if that was intended to be Hammie’s misspelling, or if the cartoonists were making that mistake.

Multiple names but only one present from the combined lot.Who does Hammie sue?

“Why did….?”

“Can you keep a secret?”

“Yes.”

“So can I.”

Zoe, let’s not forget Sinter Klaas, a shortened form of Sint Nikolaas.

Sure you can Hammie.

This reminds me of some of the Angry Santa Elf panels from Medium Large (example: https://mediumlarge.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/angry-santa-elf-aliases-card.jpg)

Not that many

Haha! XD He’s wanted everywhere!