Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for April 29, 2023

You two shouldn’t be surprised. This is Hammie after all.

He can tell his children apart by their rear ends.

No doubt, this is based on a true story.

Best laugh I have had in weeks! Thanks, Hammie…

He’s “hamming” it up for the camera!

How did Hammie hike his hiney high enough to hit the hot spot?

I’m not sure they’ve put the camera in the most productive location.

❝ ʙᴜᴛᴛ, ʙᴜᴛᴛ, ʙᴜᴛᴛ… I ᴡᴀs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ sᴜʀᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋs ❞

Hammie at his best, way to go Hammie!

Hammies just cracking a joke Darryl!

I’ve heard of butt dialing, but butt ringing?

Great! Already they’ll have to clean the camera…

It figures!!

I don’t know why they expected anything else. This is Hammie, after all.

Can’t come up with a punchline? Just show a butt crack…

To quote a line from ‘Grease’, “We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren’t of your faces doesn’t mean we can’t identify you. At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification.”

Darryl and Wanda know the butts of Hammie, Zoe, and Wren on sight.

at least they know the camera works at least. :}

Only you, Hammie.

8 <——- vertical view

Hammie just wanted to test the vertical hold.

Fully understanding that there are likely not too many places for a cam that Hammie can’t get to but..

Gotta love Hammie. ¯\ᵔ ͜ʖᵔ/¯

❝ Hᴇʟʟᴏ, I’ᴍ Dᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ Cʜᴇᴇᴋs ❞

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❝ I’ᴍ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʀᴏᴜɴᴅs, ᴀɴᴅ… ᴜʜ… I’ᴍ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ❞

The kid couldn’t wait!

Better to see his butt, than anything else.

Keep Hammie away from a copying machine!

Repeats. Always repeats.

Wish I had known Hammie when I was his age — what an inspiration.

Considering the height of the camera, Zoe must be helping Hammie by giving him a boost.

Nice one Hammie.

Ew..where’d he learn that?

At least it works…..

There’s more than one way to scare off burglars.

WAY TO GO, HAMMIE!!

“I’m so glad we got this security system; I don’t know what tuchus so long!”

I shouldn’t have LOL, but I couldn’t help myself.

Atta’ Boy, Hammie…

and the neighborhood hackers

Milk, milk, lemonade! Turn the computer, fudge is made!

Haha! XD

Some kid licked our ring camera a month after we first installed it. Twice. Then he ran out of frame shouting to his friends, “Hahahaha I licked it!” The next video is my mother spraying the camera with Windex.

Tell Hammie the next time that moon rises, there’s going to be a lunar landing he will not enjoy.