Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for October 17, 2024

Iambic grossed out.

News briefs as well!

That’s good. What’s her problem?

No boxers here.

Do you see that under there?

Under where?

Don’t tell her I said this, but Zoe is just like my little sister.

How many times must I tell you, young lady! If you can walk and talk, you can fight your own battles… NOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE LET ME ENJOY MY BATH IN PEACE FOR ONCE?!

He was briefly out, but then he put on the cleanest dirty ones…

Funny

Oops, Hammie has six syllable in that last line. So no haiku there.

Make your sister cringe and win a kewpie doll

Too many Haikus!

Rick and John, just stop it, now!

Can’t you take a joke? ☺

Hammie is so much like my middle son. haha He would totally do that sort of thing and revel in it, just like Hammie.

teeheehee…

It needs a kigo (季語), a reference to a season.

Hammie should write a book:

Haikus For Guys Who Like Haikus

Hamish MacShakepeare

Well that’s a confession

The Boy’s Got Talent.

Under the bed, that will teach those under the bed monsters.

Yep, Hammie is going to be the Poet Laureate when he grows up.

Forgot to wash clothes

But there’s no time for laundry.

Which t-shirt smells worse?

I think he’s got the hang of it!

That’s one way to torture your sister.

She creates her own monsters.

A bright future lies ahead.

Impressive, Hammy.

Undies in vanishing act.

Magic at its best.