My wife is good about cutting up fruit for both of us for dinner and usually cuts up extra so I/we can have some for lunch the next day. I do appreciate it. If left up to me, I’d just grab a banana and peel as I ate at the table.
Maybe he thought that she was going to eat half of it after doing all that work. After all, she brought up the subject of apples, so she may have been thinking about eating half of one.
Sometimes a man doesn’t really know what he wants until his wife lets him know. And sometimes a man doesn’t know what he really needs until his wife lets him have it.
I had a boyfriend who said he wouldn’t eat an apple unless his mom cut it up for him and put it on a plate. I really don’t know why I stayed with him as long as I did. \(〇_o)/
I use to cut off the skin of the apple and cut it in pieces for my husband who had difficulty eating. I cut it in pieces for myself and eat it all except the seeds and stem!!!
when I was young, if I was ever eating an apple and my dad was around, he’d ask for a bite, I’d oblige, and he’d devour half the apple in one fell bite!… (to be fair, he paid for it, so… lol!)
C 20 days ago
Adm. Ackbar warned you that it always is
Ratkin Premium Member 20 days ago
My wife is good about cutting up fruit for both of us for dinner and usually cuts up extra so I/we can have some for lunch the next day. I do appreciate it. If left up to me, I’d just grab a banana and peel as I ate at the table.
sirbadger 20 days ago
Maybe he thought that she was going to eat half of it after doing all that work. After all, she brought up the subject of apples, so she may have been thinking about eating half of one.
hariseldon59 20 days ago
But she didn’t do any of those things.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 20 days ago
I want an apple that’s been in the microwave for about 3 or 4 minutes. I might add sugar and cinnamon but just the apple is good.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 20 days ago
Bait and switch.
iggyman 20 days ago
Psyched you out, Darryl!
iggyman 20 days ago
Like she was really going to do that!
Kjvman1 20 days ago
Why does this remind me of Adam and Eve…?
MS72 20 days ago
And caramel dip.
Kenneth Bailey Premium Member 20 days ago
Definitely should have seen that one coming!!
Jhony-Yermo 20 days ago
HAR! Good cartoon. big old smile. :-D thx Rick and Jerry!
e.groves 20 days ago
I love apples. My wife and I share one at lunch every day.
ChessPirate 20 days ago
Ya think?
Darryl, look up “sarcasm” in the Dictionary… ☺
ctolson 20 days ago
Yep, just as I figured. Zoe gets off once again without being punished for taking all of Hammie’s candy.
Doug K 20 days ago
Sometimes a man doesn’t really know what he wants until his wife lets him know. And sometimes a man doesn’t know what he really needs until his wife lets him have it.
goboboyd 20 days ago
I’m afraid she instigated it. And he took the bait.
DaBump Premium Member 20 days ago
I would have said, “Oh no, you can skip the artful arrangement part.” Probably with the same result.
HOTLOTUS1 20 days ago
looks awfully familiar. Scott and Jeremy, have you met my wife
tremaine53 20 days ago
Ask Wanda if she wants to go out to dinner. When she says ‘yes’, shove her out the door.
bryan42 20 days ago
Do people actually store apples in the ’fridge???
Strawberry King 20 days ago
If she knocked your teeth out, then you’d be eating applesauce
raybarb44 20 days ago
An apple by any other name, prepared in its freshness, still tastes the same…….
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 20 days ago
I had a boyfriend who said he wouldn’t eat an apple unless his mom cut it up for him and put it on a plate. I really don’t know why I stayed with him as long as I did. \(〇_o)/
[Unnamed Reader - 83d506] 20 days ago
The usual no-win scenario…
Jeff0811 20 days ago
Apples are considered artful when roasting a whole pig, so I guess she got the “artful” part right.
j.l.farmer 20 days ago
I use to cut off the skin of the apple and cut it in pieces for my husband who had difficulty eating. I cut it in pieces for myself and eat it all except the seeds and stem!!!
rshive 20 days ago
Not the apple that he really wanted.
Smeagol 20 days ago
Darryl you’re no longer the Apple of her eye.
Silence Dogood Premium Member 20 days ago
Isn’t that what Eve said, to paraphrase…
The-Great-Gildersleeve 20 days ago
being too lazy for all the prep work isn’t a crime. Especially if he doesn’t ask you to wait on him. You did the asking!
The Quiet One 20 days ago
That did work out as planned did it Darryl?
listmom 20 days ago
This. It was true of my father, true of my husband, true of my sons.
Teto85 Premium Member 20 days ago
And some peanut butter on each slice except for one. Put some real wasabi on that one.
Paul D Premium Member 20 days ago
Typical husband . . .
Wait . . . I guess I’m typical, too.
SpammersAreScum 20 days ago
“Well, if you go to all that work, it would be rude and thoughtless of me not to eat it.”
sincavage05 20 days ago
Put a core in it.
wildlandwaters 20 days ago
when I was young, if I was ever eating an apple and my dad was around, he’d ask for a bite, I’d oblige, and he’d devour half the apple in one fell bite!… (to be fair, he paid for it, so… lol!)
cafed00d Premium Member 20 days ago
I want slices cut into rabbit shapes.
User18942 19 days ago
woah oh woah oh woah oh