Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 02, 2024

Watch Dance Moms

That’s a pretty sophisticated role for a third-grader.

Flashback to when she had to write a report on current events.

Ruh Ro

On the job training, Zoe!

The kids do dance around the truth on occasion.

She’d make a great choreographer.. she’s always telling other people what to do…

Anybody who knows how to do jazz hands.

She can say the word but doesn’t know what it means.

Time for Wanda to tell Zoe all about Busby Berkley and The June Taylor Dancers.

As time went by, I started to see some corporate job titles where I couldn’t figure out what the job actually was. In some cases it seemed to be deliberately nebulous.

It means you take dictation and prepare the coffee, of course

“The good news, Zoe, is that you get to be bossy. The bad news is that there’s no tattling involved.”

“Well child, you um.. get to .. um.. choreo the graphers and stuff. Yes that’s it.. choreo them ole graphs. Better practice outside.”

This will be easy if the holiday programs is called ‘Tattle Tales’.

Really? You took a job without knowing what it is?!

You’ll love it, Zoe. You get to tell everyone else what to do.

A tap dance supervisor.