Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for August 06, 2022

it’s amazing you didn’t kill it already

Hey, if you don’t like the messenger, do it yourself.

Is the bird even delivering these messages to the man’s intended recipient?

To the moon!

You need to teach it to parrot your messages………..

He’s really going to kill it when he finds out who’s been getting the messages.

How about a little roast Dookey Bird for the first date dinner.

“I have good news and bad news.”

“What’s the bad news?”

“I delivered the wrong message.”

“What’s the good news?”

“I delivered it to the wrong person…”

You should have known better than to trust a stupid bird to deliver such sensitive material…

You love her

But she loves him

And he loves somebody else

You just can’t win

And so it goes

Till the day you die

This thing they call love

It’s gonna make you cry

I’ve had the blues

The reds and the pinks

One thing for sure

Love stinks yeah yeah

Here’s a thought: get off your big fur clad rear end and tell her yourself!

Something gets lost in the translation.

“He wants to get a rise out of you by mooning you at the cliffs.”

It’s your fault for expecting the bird to do something his is clearly not equipped to do; like asking your dog to make you dinner.

She’s probably expecting a diamond ring by now!

Now we know why it’s called a “dooky bird”. It’s full or Sh…tuff.