As if life isn’t disorienting enough moving back from a night to a day schedule, yesterday at a park and trailhead that’s little used on a weekday morning, I saw large nak—-, er nu— starkers man sitting at a picnic table. (I found a word the censors will allow.)
oldpine52 12 months ago
The rest of Ballard St. is seeking eye bleach.
C 12 months ago
Three sheets to the wind
marilynnbyerly 12 months ago
I’m seeking some eye bleach.
seanfear 12 months ago
that spirit ain’t going anywhere for sure – except behind bars after this glorious moment !
DennisinSeattle Premium Member 12 months ago
Godspeed, Stewart. I know you will find what you’re looking for.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 12 months ago
Stewart is seeking 3 days in the Ballard City Jail and Bait Barge.
ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago
Butt he won’t find it!
TonysSon 12 months ago
It was the spirits he had earlier that got him into this.
Zykoic 12 months ago
And a cold.
KA7DRE Premium Member 12 months ago
Sure Stewart, just let it all hang out!
Doug K 12 months ago
Eureka! He has found it!
Tigressy 12 months ago
After that, Stewart’s application to the HOA for letting his hedge grow large came through surprisingly fast – effect immediately.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 12 months ago
What he got was a renewal of the restraining order Mrs. Higglepooder has against him.
Pocosdad 12 months ago
Stewart’s quest came to an unfortunate end when he tried to hurdle the hedgerow that was just a wee bit too tall for him.
[Traveler] Premium Member 12 months ago
DON’T LOOK ETHEL!
ChessPirate 12 months ago
Call in Scooter, he’s good at tracking small objects…
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
That’s a buff and beyond the call of booty.
morningglory73 Premium Member 12 months ago
Stewart’s renewal seeking needs more thought and maybe a loin cloth. You think his back side is horrifying, wait till he turns around. :-[
Baucuva 12 months ago
Calvin. The later years.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 12 months ago
Best he finds it before it gets light out. Mrs. Higglepooder gets up early and if she sees him, it’s game over.. she’ll sic Scooter on him
Bilan 12 months ago
Was the spirit vodka or brandy?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 12 months ago
Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!
oakie817 12 months ago
didn’t need to see this today
Shikamoo Premium Member 12 months ago
Let’s hope a spirit carries Stewart away. Far away.
DIY Dogmatic Dunderheaded Doomsday Doggerel 12 months ago
Stew’s acquaintanceship with the local bail bondsman is about to be renewed, too.
Ermine Notyours 12 months ago
As if life isn’t disorienting enough moving back from a night to a day schedule, yesterday at a park and trailhead that’s little used on a weekday morning, I saw large nak—-, er nu— starkers man sitting at a picnic table. (I found a word the censors will allow.)
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
hilarious!
22Wu33/es Premium Member 12 months ago
Plus a plethora of bugbites….
Impkins Premium Member 12 months ago
The butt crack that never ends. :)
wildlandwaters 12 months ago
U B U, STEW!
gopher gofer 12 months ago
stewart actually wants to go skinny dipping, but he’s too chubby for it…