Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 23, 2023

The rest of Ballard St. is seeking eye bleach.

Three sheets to the wind

I’m seeking some eye bleach.

that spirit ain’t going anywhere for sure – except behind bars after this glorious moment !

Godspeed, Stewart. I know you will find what you’re looking for.

Stewart is seeking 3 days in the Ballard City Jail and Bait Barge.

Butt he won’t find it!

It was the spirits he had earlier that got him into this.

And a cold.

Sure Stewart, just let it all hang out!

Eureka! He has found it!

After that, Stewart’s application to the HOA for letting his hedge grow large came through surprisingly fast – effect immediately.

What he got was a renewal of the restraining order Mrs. Higglepooder has against him.

Stewart’s quest came to an unfortunate end when he tried to hurdle the hedgerow that was just a wee bit too tall for him.

DON’T LOOK ETHEL!

Call in Scooter, he’s good at tracking small objects…

That’s a buff and beyond the call of booty.

Stewart’s renewal seeking needs more thought and maybe a loin cloth. You think his back side is horrifying, wait till he turns around. :-[

Calvin. The later years.

Best he finds it before it gets light out. Mrs. Higglepooder gets up early and if she sees him, it’s game over.. she’ll sic Scooter on him

Was the spirit vodka or brandy?

Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!

didn’t need to see this today

Let’s hope a spirit carries Stewart away. Far away.

Stew’s acquaintanceship with the local bail bondsman is about to be renewed, too.

As if life isn’t disorienting enough moving back from a night to a day schedule, yesterday at a park and trailhead that’s little used on a weekday morning, I saw large nak—-, er nu— starkers man sitting at a picnic table. (I found a word the censors will allow.)

hilarious!

Plus a plethora of bugbites….

The butt crack that never ends. :)

U B U, STEW!

stewart actually wants to go skinny dipping, but he’s too chubby for it…