B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 19, 2018

Easier for him than its is for some others!

No matter who you are the birds and bees can be dangerous.

Always carry an epi-pen, size small.

Practical advice is never wasted, even if the aim is a little skewed.

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male. – Kipling.

All the birds and bees you need to know.

“I’m scared. I want to go live with my ant and uncle. Well, I am living with an ant, two as a matter of fact. So which ant is my uncle? I’m confused. Can I have another sugar cube?”

Don’t throw rocks at the birds and stay away from the bees.

Back when I was bicycling with my old pal Tony, we were riding through the Oakland hills one Spring and stopped to fix something. In a moment Tony said, “Listen!” We heard the hum of hundreds of thousands of bees. Pretty spooky.

Well, the REAL facts of life are somewhat similar!

Panel 1:

So, is he about to walk into the wall?

Another U.S. Government 101 lesson on the “two” party Congress/State Legislature system.