B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 17, 2019

“Three’s Company” in reverse?

Should have read the real estate brochure closer where it said “Bear dirt floors” and not “Bare dirt floors”…

Sure, you can stay guys, IF you’re willing to do unspeakable things at Fat Broads’ whim.

….aaaaand that’s where babies come from

They must be scared, I would have headed for the cute chick’s cave…

HHmmmm, I guess that the bear doesn’t like to spoon.

A bear can sleep anywhere he wants.

Humm, the lesser of two evils? The bear just wants to sleep for a few weeks. She will have you doing chores. Think about it.

Our cave is a bit crowded.

Be fair, share with the bear.

Can’t bear it anymore. My old girlfriend Ursala had major and minor issues but at least she was not bi-polar. Now, where’s the troop of cub scouts gonna stay? And is their favorite musician Nick Cave?

Like I said: The cartoon’s forecast was correct, it snowed this morning.. And that is another reason to get that Punxsutawney Phil and string him up!!!!

“Look at all the dead snakes in here!”

Fat Broad might take her club and clean out their den to avoid having to spend months with those two.

I think I’d take my chances with the bear

If they would check back in a day or two, they might discover there’s no better way to stay warm in the winter than sleeping on a sleeping bear.