B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 15, 2020

Unfortunately, the gas mask was not invented yet.

And no restraint of anything else coming out! ;)

Nasty case of “Stink-face” there, buddy.

He looks high? Happy?

But did you enjoy the ride?

It’s a gas, man!

Damn vegans, anyway…

Bad idea, dudes. Very bad idea.

Comedian Jimmy Carr talks about a suicide bomber with the bomb in his derriere. He figures the last thing that the bomber said was “pull my finger.”

You just had to go find out, didn’t you?

“You are the Wind Between my Cheeks!”

So… all of our “gas” DID come from dinosaurs…!

Now there’s a sign of a true leader. He doesn’t even have to issue orders or commands to his followers. He just has to wonder about it aloud and it’s done.

Some people just have a death wish.

Holy crap! Well, pertineer. Wheew!

Ha, ha; all you scientific purists!

“Gronk?”

“GRONK!”

[FFFFFTTTT!!!]

“Groooonk…….”

You’d be upset if someone disturbed your meal too.

Phart jokes. Always phunny.

Well, he did get his daily requirement of fiber.

oh my

Yo, King Solomon? He takes in more fiber with a mouthful than you do in a week!

Be thankful it was just gas. It could have been worse!