B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 10, 2021

How?

You could eat vegetables instead of meat.

Looks like someone has a bone to pick with somebody.

“Floss more. Thigh bone toothpicks just isn’t cutting it.”

“Take these bones from my teeth and set me free” ~ Not a direct quote…..

Perhaps also: “Eat slower.”, “Take smaller bites.”, and “Chew the meat OFF the bones.”

What am I suppose to use? Snakes? And with these short arms I can’t even touch my face.

Primitive dentistry. He doesn’t even have an inclining chair.

Some of those bones should just fall out if Dino opens its mouth…

Could always thread a high tension line through there. Remove the bones, the teeth, and the problem all at once.

I just love the eyes on the " BIG GUY " : )

They are little out of line , I think ?

No bones about it

“Doc, have you seen my arms? How exactly am I supposed to ‘floss’?”

My first LOL—and it was a belly laugh—of the day. . .leave ’em in there, buddy. . .the whatever-ologists thousands of years from now will need those bones to tell what you ate. . .

A Christmas tree bristle brush would work here….

Have you seen my arms?

Dentist always say you need to floss more. Did a dentist ever tell you to floss less?

But Dr Peter, dis is why I come to you…I can’t reach….

Hope the bill doesn’t cost an arm and a leg… Dr. Peter’s arm and leg…

Besides the impossibility of reaching its mouth, barbed wire hadn’t been invented.

His doc said to lay off eating people, his cholesterol’s too high.

and you also need to chew your food more…….

from the looks of it, that should be obvious!

And eat smaller meals…

And stay away from those giant fish – their bones will choke you!

Have your wives use garage door cable.

Slow running natives: Elephant toe jam.

Flossing is good for you… no bones about it.

Yup.