B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 27, 2023

And we needed to know that why????

Just don’t walk in his footsteps.

Be glad he didn’t show you

Knarly…..

I didn’t know it was a competition.

“He’s nothing if not fascinating.”

1) He’s nothing.

2) He also has fasciitis?

TMI

“A sphincter says what?” ~ Garth Elgar

Don’t hand me no lines, and keep your toes to yourself.

Toe fungus, let me show you my pet rock fungus. It makes the rock alive. Yip yip yip yip yip

But is he a fun guy?

and when he is he drinks Dos Equis

Nothing about this strip is fascinating.

Wait. What? He didn’t ask you to smell it? WTF

There’s a fungus among us.

He has a tendency to make rather rash statements though.

My late hubby had a bad case of toe fungus. We tried everything we could think of, to no avail.

So that’s where “Toe-Fu” comes from? 益

Not exactly a good pick-up line.

Not exactly a good pick-up line.

That’s the worst! Ew

You do know Grace will see your toe fungus and say Yuck! and walk away. As a result You have Doomed Humanity. Of course if Jane sees that nasty toe fungus first, she will just club you into dust. Same result.

And a great conversationalist.

A few leeches, all gone.

My toe fungus is more run-of-the-mill. Nobody wants to see it when I offer.

Sharing.

Are you bragging or complaining?

Now we have a fungus amongus…

After an operation to remove and bunion and correct some hammer toes, I renamed my left foot “Frankenfoot”. Toes are still misshaped but just differently now.

Bright blue toe fungus.