Let’s see how this plays out! If the volcano quietens down, then the instruction could be correct….in which case, commiserations to all of the deceased young ladies sacrificed in vain.
There are only 2 women and 5 or 6 men in this entire comic strip. And never any children. Are any or all of the cast members virgins? we may never know.
This reminds me of a long-ago Playboy cartoon: A man and a woman clad in animal skins are coming out of some tall grass and he’s saying, “Look at it this way: Next time they want to sacrifice a virgin, you’re safe.”
rcham2k 8 months ago
there is something fishy about this
epicatt2- 8 months ago
Love the fact that they are standing within mere inches of molten lava. (At least it’s cartoon lava!)
Imagine 8 months ago
Who gave the instructions? And where did you hear it?
oldthang 8 months ago
A sturgeon? I don’t understand this.
Enter.Name.Here 8 months ago
May as well. Sturgeons are all they have around there. ;-)
GiantShetlandPony 8 months ago
Likely just as effective. Certainly better than the alternative.
silberdistel 8 months ago
Will that be helpful in Grindavik??? Do they have sturgeons up there?
bigger Nate 8 months ago
A Sturgeon is easier to find
silberdistel 8 months ago
Hubby says the sturgeon looks like a carp.
I am not sure if this strip can be topped by any other today. Soooo funny❣️
The Duke 8 months ago
I guess they couldn’t find a virgin.
Kaputnik 8 months ago
Maybe it’s a very chaste sturgeon.
Ron Dunn Premium Member 8 months ago
Must be an unusual breed of Sturgeon with the mouth not on the bottom of the fish.
cdward 8 months ago
Makes more sense to me.
John Vavrek Premium Member 8 months ago
Pretty small sturgeon
The Orange Mailman 8 months ago
Weird Al did that parody “Like a Sturgeon”.
nancyb creator 8 months ago
Smoked!
Prawnclaw 8 months ago
Nicola Sturgeon perhaps…
sandpiper 8 months ago
Just hold it over there long enough and it’ll be good for a snack.
jagedlo 8 months ago
Sturgeon…soon to be known as fried fish…
Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago
Sturgeon Lives Matter
mfrasca 8 months ago
Pele likes her caviar and gin.
Just-me 8 months ago
I’m pretty sure the sturgeon would like a say in the proceedings.
boydjb47 8 months ago
Maybe it said a Persian.
scote1379 Premium Member 8 months ago
Oy , That’s a Protected Species !
Old Time Tales 8 months ago
Clumsy is right. Weird.
DaBump Premium Member 8 months ago
Well, that’s not a sturgeon.
rockyridge1977 8 months ago
I think the ole boy is doing the best that he can!!!!!
scarlett.pumpernickel 8 months ago
All a matter of taste.
ladykat 8 months ago
I always thought you were supposed to sacrifice a virgin. Also, that’s an awfully small sturgeon to sacrifice to the gods.
Cincoflex 8 months ago
Pretty small for a sturgeon. Must be from Animal Crossing.
Ivan the Terrible 8 months ago
Rhymes with “virgin”.
NaGrom Premium Member 8 months ago
Let’s see how this plays out! If the volcano quietens down, then the instruction could be correct….in which case, commiserations to all of the deceased young ladies sacrificed in vain.
Doug K 8 months ago
It should be a sturgeon without any roe – a virgin sturgeon.
V45mikky 8 months ago
Virgins are an endangered species.
zeexenon 8 months ago
But must be a virgin sturgeon, Bergen.
delennwen 8 months ago
There are only 2 women and 5 or 6 men in this entire comic strip. And never any children. Are any or all of the cast members virgins? we may never know.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 8 months ago
Something musta gotten mixed up in the translation. They’re the ones that can outrun these head bangers.
stamps 8 months ago
Maybe it’s a virgin sturgeon.
zenyattafan 8 months ago
This reminds me of a long-ago Playboy cartoon: A man and a woman clad in animal skins are coming out of some tall grass and he’s saying, “Look at it this way: Next time they want to sacrifice a virgin, you’re safe.”
DKHenderson 8 months ago
Ssstt for Vrrrr. Definitely needs his ears checked.
wildlandwaters 8 months ago
lost in translation…
Silence Dogood Premium Member 8 months ago
Speaking of ugly…
oldwolf1951 8 months ago
I am sure that certain young ladies were very grateful for the misunderstanding.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 8 months ago
“…. besides, sturgeons are easier to find than what you think you heard.”
DJohnny 8 months ago
Since the latest eruptions on Iceland has decreased, I guess this is what the did?
Eric S 8 months ago
Johnny never would have done a strip like this. His faith would have prevented it.
lawguy05 8 months ago
I guess they were all out of virgins.
mindjob 8 months ago
And they wonder why the price of caviar has gone through the roof!
viniragu 8 months ago
Must be his very first time!!!!
Henry Boyter 8 months ago
I always wondered if Weird Al considered “Like a Sturgeon” for a song.
MailbuEd 8 months ago
The sturgeon was easier to find.
Jack Bell Premium Member 8 months ago
It ought to work just as well.
JoHo Premium Member 8 months ago
This made me think about Norm Crosby
Jim G Premium Member 8 months ago
A sturgeon is probably a lot easier to find these days.
Mediatech 8 months ago
Is that a vestal sturgeon?
levekk 8 months ago
Virgin. You have a virgin mind. That’s nice.
Teto85 Premium Member 8 months ago
Don’t forget to collect the roe.