Was done in high school. At the bell, Jones got up, began to walk out the classroom but the teacher was not done talking. Teacher; “Please take your seat Mr Jones!” Jones turns around, picked up his chair and walked out…..
While I was in the Navy, I was at sea at the time when the following took place. We had obtained a new document shredder and the Div Off told us to “get rid of” the old one. Later, he asked was the old shredder and one of my shipmates told him that he had tossed it over the side of the ship into the ocean. After the laughter died down, the LT had file a report. In the military, you cannot simply dispose of equipment in the trash or the ocean.
Our high school baseball coach got into an argument with the plate umpire on his bad calls. Got real heated. The ump told our coach to get away where he couldn’t see him or he was out of the game. The coach sat down on the home plate. Never forget it.
Imagine 30 days ago
There’s no helping him.
Zykoic 30 days ago
Was done in high school. At the bell, Jones got up, began to walk out the classroom but the teacher was not done talking. Teacher; “Please take your seat Mr Jones!” Jones turns around, picked up his chair and walked out…..
danketaz Premium Member 30 days ago
Got to watch what you say to kleptomaniacs.
blunebottle 30 days ago
Rock on!
Farside99 30 days ago
THIS is gonna be a tough one! Lots of money, but you’ll earn every penny of it!
oldthang 30 days ago
He can follow instructions, by golly!
DaveG1960 30 days ago
B.C. Boulder Collector……
Doug K 30 days ago
He should have asked something like, “Where should I take it?” before he just started walking off with it.
bobpickett1 30 days ago
dad joke
Chris 30 days ago
might want to reword that… :j
markkahler52 30 days ago
Writing: “Acute Kleptomania noted…no follow-up possible”
zeexenon 30 days ago
There’s Mr. Piper, but I see no pickled peppers.
rugeirn 30 days ago
Just what the doctor ordered!
rockyridge1977 30 days ago
Don’t you just hate the literal!!!!!
rshive 30 days ago
Figuratively. Not literally.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 30 days ago
Not sure how taking a seat helps, make my back worse if it was me.
tygrkhat40 29 days ago
As the great Bugs Bunny once said, “Don’t be so dang literal!”
colinmac2 29 days ago
Special today on Kleptomaniacs!
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 29 days ago
“Just what I always needed!!”
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member 29 days ago
Quite chairitable of you, Dr. Peter.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 29 days ago
While I was in the Navy, I was at sea at the time when the following took place. We had obtained a new document shredder and the Div Off told us to “get rid of” the old one. Later, he asked was the old shredder and one of my shipmates told him that he had tossed it over the side of the ship into the ocean. After the laughter died down, the LT had file a report. In the military, you cannot simply dispose of equipment in the trash or the ocean.
blakerl 29 days ago
I hate to say this, but it’s an old joke and it’s over done. By the same comic too.
mindjob 29 days ago
His literal take on words is why he came to the shrink in the first place
lawguy05 29 days ago
You told him to.
Chew 29 days ago
What’s with the new ‘wide’ banner at the to? It covers the panels.
markkahler52 29 days ago
Carrying it over to “Back in the Day!”
razzledazzle295 29 days ago
No, he didn’t mean…sigh Never mind.
mruch 29 days ago
Our high school baseball coach got into an argument with the plate umpire on his bad calls. Got real heated. The ump told our coach to get away where he couldn’t see him or he was out of the game. The coach sat down on the home plate. Never forget it.