B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 05, 2024

There’s no helping him.

Was done in high school. At the bell, Jones got up, began to walk out the classroom but the teacher was not done talking. Teacher; “Please take your seat Mr Jones!” Jones turns around, picked up his chair and walked out…..

Got to watch what you say to kleptomaniacs.

Rock on!

THIS is gonna be a tough one! Lots of money, but you’ll earn every penny of it!

He can follow instructions, by golly!

B.C. Boulder Collector……

He should have asked something like, “Where should I take it?” before he just started walking off with it.

dad joke

might want to reword that… :j

Writing: “Acute Kleptomania noted…no follow-up possible”

There’s Mr. Piper, but I see no pickled peppers.

Just what the doctor ordered!

Don’t you just hate the literal!!!!!

Figuratively. Not literally.

Not sure how taking a seat helps, make my back worse if it was me.

As the great Bugs Bunny once said, “Don’t be so dang literal!”

Special today on Kleptomaniacs!

“Just what I always needed!!”

Quite chairitable of you, Dr. Peter.

While I was in the Navy, I was at sea at the time when the following took place. We had obtained a new document shredder and the Div Off told us to “get rid of” the old one. Later, he asked was the old shredder and one of my shipmates told him that he had tossed it over the side of the ship into the ocean. After the laughter died down, the LT had file a report. In the military, you cannot simply dispose of equipment in the trash or the ocean.

I hate to say this, but it’s an old joke and it’s over done. By the same comic too.

His literal take on words is why he came to the shrink in the first place

You told him to.

What’s with the new ‘wide’ banner at the to? It covers the panels.

Carrying it over to “Back in the Day!”

No, he didn’t mean…sigh Never mind.

Our high school baseball coach got into an argument with the plate umpire on his bad calls. Got real heated. The ump told our coach to get away where he couldn’t see him or he was out of the game. The coach sat down on the home plate. Never forget it.