B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 10, 2024

he can still plug his ears, I suppose

And he has a slide projector too

Since you won’t be going anywhere for awhile, let me sing to you the song of my people.

(Puts on headphones playing the entire Led Zeppelin collection) “Speak away John.”

With the obligatory slide or video presentation, depending on your era.

The fiend.

Adapted from Way #47 of 101 Ways to Get a Captive Audience

Subtitle: And How to Keep Them Captive.

One person’s heaven is another person’s hell.

Makes me wonder how he got the superglue on the top of his shell? His legs can’t reach up that far. Did he use a long scrubbing brush? wouldn’t the brush be super glued up there?

Wait until you see the twenty seven 8×10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was about and where I took it.

He’ll have trouble getting rid of the bird now and the foot prints on his shell will be difficult to buff out.

A captive audience.

Uh, John, I need the bathroom!

Unkind.

A captive audience!

How far away did he go if he walked there and back in a week.. the journey is half the trip if not all of it in his case.

At least he didn’t pull a Clockwork Orange

Mwa. Ha. Ha…

that’ll keep him from escaping before you finish. :D

And show all the pictures of the grandkids!

Another boring vacation…….I bet it was a “little” slow!!!!!

I just got back from Italy. My immediate goal is to bore as many people as possible with pictures and videos.

So THAT’S how you get folks to stay so you can finish with an audience.

GENIUS!!

Well, yeah, his visit to the glue factory…

Sing one of these songs.

You Light Up My Life. By Debbie Boon

Your Got to Kiss an Angel Good Morning. By Charlie Pride.

I Like to Build the World a Home, and Furnish it with Love. By the New Seekers.

Ope! Out comes the slide projector.

Bet he has a two-hour PowerPoint presentation. (Akin to my uncles slides in the ’50s.)

lol clever turtle.

It might also help break the Dooky’s habit of spontaneous tap dance routines.

“I have slides! THREE trays! It’ll be so much fun!”

He’s now a Commodore Bird; “I’m stuck on you…”

At least it isn’t a slide show.

Someone is asking for ear plugs?

Oh, dear Lord. I wonder how many slides.

Under the circumstances, I’d consider gnawing a paw off.

Not any different of me trapped in the car with someone talking about what they see on Facebook all time.