Makes me wonder how he got the superglue on the top of his shell? His legs can’t reach up that far. Did he use a long scrubbing brush? wouldn’t the brush be super glued up there?
Wait until you see the twenty seven 8×10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was about and where I took it.
seanfear 5 months ago
he can still plug his ears, I suppose
Ahuehuete 5 months ago
And he has a slide projector too
yoey1957 5 months ago
Since you won’t be going anywhere for awhile, let me sing to you the song of my people.
Enter.Name.Here 5 months ago
(Puts on headphones playing the entire Led Zeppelin collection) “Speak away John.”
hubbard3188 5 months ago
With the obligatory slide or video presentation, depending on your era.
danketaz Premium Member 5 months ago
The fiend.
Doug K 5 months ago
Adapted from Way #47 of 101 Ways to Get a Captive Audience
Subtitle: And How to Keep Them Captive.
wirepunchr 5 months ago
One person’s heaven is another person’s hell.
dcdete. 5 months ago
Makes me wonder how he got the superglue on the top of his shell? His legs can’t reach up that far. Did he use a long scrubbing brush? wouldn’t the brush be super glued up there?
Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago
Just-me 5 months ago
He’ll have trouble getting rid of the bird now and the foot prints on his shell will be difficult to buff out.
preacherman Premium Member 5 months ago
A captive audience.
Prey 5 months ago
Uh, John, I need the bathroom!
ladykat 5 months ago
Unkind.
rshive 5 months ago
A captive audience!
mckeonfuneralhomebx 5 months ago
How far away did he go if he walked there and back in a week.. the journey is half the trip if not all of it in his case.
mindjob 5 months ago
At least he didn’t pull a Clockwork Orange
Amra Leo 5 months ago
Mwa. Ha. Ha…
Chris 5 months ago
that’ll keep him from escaping before you finish. :D
DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago
And show all the pictures of the grandkids!
rockyridge1977 5 months ago
Another boring vacation…….I bet it was a “little” slow!!!!!
joannesshadow 5 months ago
I just got back from Italy. My immediate goal is to bore as many people as possible with pictures and videos.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 5 months ago
So THAT’S how you get folks to stay so you can finish with an audience.
GENIUS!!
markkahler52 5 months ago
Well, yeah, his visit to the glue factory…
Kudzufan 5 months ago
Sing one of these songs.
You Light Up My Life. By Debbie Boon
Your Got to Kiss an Angel Good Morning. By Charlie Pride.
I Like to Build the World a Home, and Furnish it with Love. By the New Seekers.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 5 months ago
Ope! Out comes the slide projector.
zeexenon 5 months ago
Bet he has a two-hour PowerPoint presentation. (Akin to my uncles slides in the ’50s.)
WentHulk 5 months ago
lol clever turtle.
danketaz Premium Member 5 months ago
It might also help break the Dooky’s habit of spontaneous tap dance routines.
Vaporman 5 months ago
“I have slides! THREE trays! It’ll be so much fun!”
samadartson 5 months ago
He’s now a Commodore Bird; “I’m stuck on you…”
aikidoshi 5 months ago
At least it isn’t a slide show.
elvira.alejandro 5 months ago
Someone is asking for ear plugs?
Strawberry King 5 months ago
Oh, dear Lord. I wonder how many slides.
eddi-TBH 5 months ago
Under the circumstances, I’d consider gnawing a paw off.
zapboy Premium Member 5 months ago
Not any different of me trapped in the car with someone talking about what they see on Facebook all time.