When I was in grade school a long time ago, one of my class mates shoved one of those mini pickles up his nose. Then he couldn’t get it out, the teachers couldn’t get it out, they wound up take him to the hospital.
Rules of Golf 11.1b1: When Ball Comes to Rest on Any Person, Animal or Moving Outside Influence Located Anywhere Except on Putting Green.
The player must drop the ball in the estimated point right under where the ball first came to rest on the person, animal or moving outside influence, within one club-length not nearer the hole than the estimated point.
In other words, he drops a ball right under his nose.
Scorpio Premium Member 11 days ago
If it doesn’t matter which hole, then sure.
sergioandrade Premium Member 11 days ago
Reminds of a Bullwinkle’s Corner sketch on golf, Punchline was “A Hole-In-One Moose”.
Imagine 11 days ago
I guess that was the end of that round.
pearlsbs 11 days ago
It looks like two holes-in-one.
DaveG1960 11 days ago
Snot a good look though…..
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 11 days ago
Real cartoon violence… *Love IT !*
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 11 days ago
eer, you have something hanging out of your nose!
scote1379 Premium Member 11 days ago
I guess Golf really does get up your nose !
Doug K 11 days ago
He nose what he’s talking about.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 11 days ago
He’s a shoo-in at the Booger Invitational.
preacherman Premium Member 11 days ago
If he’s got to go in for nasal surgery, the least have can get is a hole-in-one.
hariseldon59 11 days ago
IHe may be lucky. It could have ended up in an even more uncomfortable hole.
Enter.Name.Here 11 days ago
It’s a booger…er…I mean bogey!
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 11 days ago
Just the wrong hole, but such is life.
mckeonfuneralhomebx 11 days ago
How did it jump nostrils
The Fly Hunter 11 days ago
A nose-in-one?
rockyridge1977 11 days ago
……that is A STRETCH!!!!!
Just-me 11 days ago
That would just about be my luck.
Bruce1253 11 days ago
When I was in grade school a long time ago, one of my class mates shoved one of those mini pickles up his nose. Then he couldn’t get it out, the teachers couldn’t get it out, they wound up take him to the hospital.
txq 11 days ago
Earliest prediction from Nostrildamus.
Daltongang Premium Member 11 days ago
Ah yes, rule #1 from the oh so famous book, “Art of the Cheat.”
Ron Dunn Premium Member 11 days ago
Kind of like when Al Czervic yells fore and his ball hits Judge Smails nards and Al says: I should yelled two.
rshive 11 days ago
Think we’ll need an official ruling on this.
bhamdodger 11 days ago
Oops, wrong hole.
Meg: Cute as a Raccoon 11 days ago
No.
YanniA 11 days ago
Definitely has a nose for golf.
Amra Leo 11 days ago
Impressive…
ObsiWan Premium Member 11 days ago
It only counts if that hole is printed on the scorecard.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 days ago
Now, it he can only flare his nostrils.
ladykat 11 days ago
Wrong hole.
t.dudley461 11 days ago
looks like me trying to play golf…..
[Unnamed Reader - 83d506] 11 days ago
But who nose for sure? ¯\(ツ)/¯
mfrasca 11 days ago
Rules of Golf 11.1b1: When Ball Comes to Rest on Any Person, Animal or Moving Outside Influence Located Anywhere Except on Putting Green.
The player must drop the ball in the estimated point right under where the ball first came to rest on the person, animal or moving outside influence, within one club-length not nearer the hole than the estimated point.
In other words, he drops a ball right under his nose.
jconnors3954 10 days ago
Tradition has it he now has to buy the house a round.
viperfuel60 10 days ago
Why is it that in frame #2 the ball is in his right nostril but in frame #3 the ball is in his left nostril?
zeexenon 10 days ago
Quick, BC, blow hard into his mouth … this is no time for the hind lick maneuver.
wildlandwaters 10 days ago
yeah…but… wrong hole!
razzledazzle295 10 days ago
How do you pick it out? I can’t believe I asked!
Dorothy Ownbey Premium Member 10 days ago
That’s a small golfball, or a big nostril!
markkahler52 10 days ago
Take some antihistamines AND a Mulligan…
StephenRice 10 days ago
TWAK is okay for the tee, but the nostril insertion should have had a Don-Martin-class sound effect.
Digital Frog 10 days ago
Nostrildomus predicted this over a century ago!
eddi-TBH 10 days ago
That is one nasty slice.
paullp Premium Member 10 days ago
I’ve never played golf, but I’ve heard that golfers have a unique talent for stretching the truth — and here’s a prime example.
CogentModality 7 days ago
Looks like one in a hole.