B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 24, 2024

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    CatonaPC©  4 months ago

    Next page contains definition of ‘Market Crash’.

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    swadeparker Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s funny how the analysts can always tell you exactly why the market went up or down.

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    Farside99  4 months ago

    Same as economists.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    He will be able to explain how his prediction was not so much wrong as it was not fully realized (yet).

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    dcdete.  4 months ago

    I can do better than that. I can tell you right now why the market analyst of what he predicted yesterday (whether the stock market would go up or down) without having to wait until tomorrow!

    Answer: Today is Saturday, the stock market is closed on Saturday. No change will happen today.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    They tolds me it a bear market. When me is wents there they is all runs away screaming EEEEEKS! A BEAR!

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    Gent  4 months ago

    They tolds it a bull market. But then they is blame bull when he is wents in a china shop in market place.

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    A seemingly very accurate statement. Also applies to pollster whose predictions ‘sometimes’ don’t match the result.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 4 months ago

    Trading on inside information it’s illegal. Without inside information it’s a sucker bet.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    Comparing your grocery bill today to a grocery bill from five years ago when you bought the same items factoring in the size of the container v contents in some cases.

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    My First Premium Member 4 months ago

    There is an ap that lets you know what investments people in congress (think Nancy Pelosi) are making. Some examples are Autopilot, Capitol Trades, and Magnificent 7.

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    hooglah  4 months ago

    Same as Meteorologist.

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    pripley  4 months ago

    That’s pretty good. I like the more universal variant; “Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.”

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  4 months ago

    Understanding anything takes some time.

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Yes shιtsayers.

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    Silence Dogood Premium Member 4 months ago

    Analysis: A simpleminded cartoon for those who were simpleminded yesterday, are simpleminded today, and shall be simpleminded tomorrow…

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    Hind sight is 20-20!!!!!

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    David_the_CAD  4 months ago

    Reminds me of High School Chemistry. I got good at writing reports as to why the reaction that was expected did not occur.

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    tinstar  4 months ago

    This seems rather reflective of the weather service.

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    BW42  4 months ago

    Many decades ago a friend got titled “systems analyst” in our computing center. I asked him what that meant. He said the best he could figure his job was to figure out what that meant.

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    eddi-TBH  4 months ago

    Niels Bohr: ‘Prediction is very difficult, especially if it’s about the future.’

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    da_villa  4 months ago

    Same for Socialist.

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