B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 19, 2024

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 20 hours ago

    “What did I tell you about running with those!?”

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    kendavis09  about 20 hours ago

    Those cave men had more tools and gadgets than I ever had.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 19 hours ago

    Nose hairs are clipped, that’s something

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    danketaz Premium Member about 19 hours ago

    He nose better now.

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    dcdete.  about 18 hours ago

    Not with grace!

    But would it be okay to play rock, paper, scissors, with Charity?

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    Tra1nman2 Premium Member about 18 hours ago

    I would’ve thought that Jane (formerly Fat Broad) would’ve been more likely to implant scissors in his nose.

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    Gent  about 17 hours ago

    Grace? Who that new character?

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    Kornfield Kounty  about 15 hours ago

    INVENT-HELP: The first demonstration of Nose Hair Scissors.

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    PoochFan  about 14 hours ago

    Today’s is funny, but hard to look at. Ouch!

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    monya_43  about 14 hours ago

    Even though she is “cute”, Grace can have an attitude also. ;-D

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    Just-me  about 14 hours ago

    That has to sting.

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    Prey  about 14 hours ago

    and now he can´t run away.

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    The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member about 14 hours ago

    They’ll always be Fat Broad and Cute Chick to me

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 14 hours ago

    Could have had equally unpleasant results if Fat Broad had gone with “Rock”.

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    Frank_Lecanto  about 14 hours ago

    That hurts just to look at it…

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    Cutfour Premium Member about 13 hours ago

    Cute Chick

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    DJohnny  about 13 hours ago

    I see the rock and scissors, but where is the paper?

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    dflak  about 13 hours ago

    He could have wound up with a rock up his nose.

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    rockyridge1977  about 13 hours ago

    …..sore loser!!!!

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    ChessPirate  about 13 hours ago

    Edward Scissornose… ✂️

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    sandpiper  about 12 hours ago

    She was a bad sport.

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    ladykat  about 12 hours ago

    Good idea.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 12 hours ago

    Or without it.

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    YoTeach  about 12 hours ago

    Looks like Grace doesn’t have much grace!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 12 hours ago

    “It’s all fun and games until someone gets scissors up their nose!”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 12 hours ago

    Good advice….

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    kaycstamper  about 11 hours ago

    Better pull it out or keep your mouth open!

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    HOTLOTUS1  about 11 hours ago

    wait till she comes back with the rock

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 11 hours ago

    They will always be “fat broad and cute chick” to me. More PC BS we don’t need. If the way a book or comic is written offends you don’t read it.

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    mistercatworks  about 10 hours ago

    Never run with scissor (stuck in your nose).

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    wildlandwaters  about 10 hours ago

    Grace evidently doesn’t exactly live up to her name!

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    Frer Squirrel  about 10 hours ago

    A new fad.

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    zeexenon  about 10 hours ago

    She’s good … made it look like he was running with scissors.

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    dflak  about 9 hours ago

    Dual standard here. Violence against men by women is funny. The other way, not so much.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 9 hours ago

    IIRC, there was a cartoon yesterday where someone used another option, a small wrist worn nuclear device about the equivalent of ½ Hiroshima.

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    mindjob  about 9 hours ago

    Next, they’ll play rock, paper, scissors, Lebanese pagers

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    ekke  about 7 hours ago

    Aren’t we all supposed to be doing everything with grace?

    Oh, I see, capital-G Grace!

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    DKHenderson  about 7 hours ago

    This looked more like something that Jane would do, but perhaps Grace is trying to push past her cuteness.

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    Cerabooge  about 7 hours ago

    That’s Grace, alright; Grace Hanadarko.

    (Saving Grace)

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    Dave's Not Here, Man  about 4 hours ago

    Rock, Paper, Scissors: they’re doing it wrong

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    will.pittenger1  about 3 hours ago

    Seems to be something Jane would do, not Grace.

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    Strawberry King  about 2 hours ago

    She just can’t cut it.

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    Strawberry King  about 2 hours ago

    Look at it this way:

    She could’ve shoved the scissors somewhere else

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    Printer  about 1 hour ago

    Maybe it’s just me, but wouldn’t he be running around screaming? I got my left index finger and thumb caught in the press rollers about 7 years ago. I didn’t sit and meditate on it. I did make a complete recovery, but the pain for a month was horrible.

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    Blackthorne42  34 minutes ago

    Man, if that were Jane and she threw paper… the paper cuts alone would give me shivers.

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    sincavage05  6 minutes ago

    Unique way for trimming nose hairs.

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