Jason Manfred, the British comedian, says he and his mates liked to fill a football (OK, soccer ball!) with concrete and leave it near the door of the pub just before closing time.
North Americans are the only ones you regularly call it soccer. Every where else in the world it is called football. The ancient Aztecs played the games with a head.
“Sometimes, ancient Aztecs would decorate the ball court with the skulls of people who had been sacrificed. The ball itself was a symbol of a sacrificed person’s head. Sometimes, the actual head or skull of a sacrificed person was used as a ball in the game.”
He got the idea from the guy who built a huge snowman in his front yard, and when he was not home someone drove onto the property and tried to smash it with their truck.
Little did he know that the builder had created the snowman over a huge tree stump. No sign of the truck but evidence left behind say it did not fare the impact well. Frosty was still standing proud.
True story. Look for it on youtube (“tree stump snowman”).
It reminds me of the guy who got tired of kids knocking his mailbox off at the side of the street. Build a solid 4-inch steel pole with a reinforced concrete mailbox. The kid got his arm broken and fell out of a car when he hit it with a baseball bat.
Asharah 2 months ago
Could have just used a rock
momofalex7 2 months ago
Nice job, Snake.
Walter Kocker 2 months ago
Jason Manfred, the British comedian, says he and his mates liked to fill a football (OK, soccer ball!) with concrete and leave it near the door of the pub just before closing time.
angelolady Premium Member 2 months ago
Snake got her! (And she’ll be fine by the next panel.)
WaywardWind 2 months ago
Another reason I hate snakes. If she’d used a shotgun, her foot wouldn’t hurt.
Darth_Walrus_1975 2 months ago
A rare victory for the snake.
seanfear 2 months ago
1-0, Snake.
MReese 2 months ago
She’s holding the wrong foot.
jmworacle 2 months ago
BRAVO!
sandpiper 2 months ago
Hard to believe, FB wouldn’t have some choice words for this situation.
kbyrdleroy123 2 months ago
Serves her right!
Doubly Horque Premium Member 2 months ago
Good ol’ prehistoric concrete pylons.
Mikeswolvesbane 2 months ago
Aha! The summertime version of the old ‘Build a snowman around a fire hydrant trick’, eh?
BigDaveGlass 2 months ago
But! Is there any concrete evidence that CAVEMEN GOT CONCRETE!?
Gent 2 months ago
Concrete in BC? Me was never knews.
Count Olaf Premium Member 2 months ago
A Python and a Pylon in the same comic. Cool Beans!
DawnQuinn1 2 months ago
North Americans are the only ones you regularly call it soccer. Every where else in the world it is called football. The ancient Aztecs played the games with a head.
“Sometimes, ancient Aztecs would decorate the ball court with the skulls of people who had been sacrificed. The ball itself was a symbol of a sacrificed person’s head. Sometimes, the actual head or skull of a sacrificed person was used as a ball in the game.”
Count Olaf Premium Member 2 months ago
Maybe this winter he can do the same thing with a snow… person.
txq 2 months ago
Snakes do things just for kicks.
rockyridge1977 2 months ago
Backfired!!!
MrTerry1946 2 months ago
Do snakes hop?
daisypekin01 2 months ago
serves her right! way to go, wise serpent!
GentlemanBill 2 months ago
Serves her right.
ladykat 2 months ago
Nasty.
Chris 2 months ago
serves her right… :J
Hatter 2 months ago
Glad to see the snake finally win one.
joannesshadow 2 months ago
Karma baby.
sincavage05 2 months ago
Payback can bring a lot of pain! Way to go snake.
kathleenhicks62 2 months ago
LOL! That serpent sure has that “lady” in destruction mode.
brklnbern 2 months ago
Go snakey.
zeexenon 2 months ago
Exactly what Pensacola Beach House builders should do after hurricanes visit.
Ooten Aboot 2 months ago
More evidence that BC is not set in pre-historic times, but in a post-apocalyptic future.
dsatvoinde Premium Member 2 months ago
Well done snake, but boy will you pay for this one!
MFRXIM Premium Member 2 months ago
The facial and physical expressions are worth a thousand words!
DEACON FRED 2 months ago
GOODY!!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 2 months ago
I’m on the snake’s side on this one.
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
good for you! Lol!!
Enter.Name.Here 2 months ago
He got the idea from the guy who built a huge snowman in his front yard, and when he was not home someone drove onto the property and tried to smash it with their truck.
Little did he know that the builder had created the snowman over a huge tree stump. No sign of the truck but evidence left behind say it did not fare the impact well. Frosty was still standing proud.
True story. Look for it on youtube (“tree stump snowman”).
Moore 1 2 months ago
It reminds me of the guy who got tired of kids knocking his mailbox off at the side of the street. Build a solid 4-inch steel pole with a reinforced concrete mailbox. The kid got his arm broken and fell out of a car when he hit it with a baseball bat.