Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for September 26, 2019

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    Adiraiju  about 5 years ago

    This explains some folks being eternally immature.

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    Algolei I  about 5 years ago

    But I LIKE big gravity waves. :(

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    PoodleGroomer  about 5 years ago

    It is an analog replacement system, subject to external influences and distortion. I am looking like a 7th generation photocopy of myself; rough and fuzzy around the once sharp edges with random blotches and some of the finer details fading away.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Nine? That’s not what my mirror tells me. (I hear ya, @PoodleGroomer; I hear ya.)

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    Dr. Quatermass  about 5 years ago

    Don’t worry, Carl Sagan’s got this… aw crap, he’s dead!

    Don’t worry, Stephen Hawking’s got this… aw crap, he’s dead!

    Don’t worry, Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s got this… aw crap, he did some weirdo handshake!

    Don’t worry, Donald Tr… awwwwwww, craaaaaaaaap!!!

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    WaitingMan  about 5 years ago

    I’ve read that the cell replacement cycle is about seven years. I blame those big gravity waves.

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    1953Baby  about 5 years ago

    Ninnyhammers? NINNYHAMMERS?!? Does Opus read Georgette Heyer? P.S. GREAT last panel, btw. . .

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  about 5 years ago

    The problem is each cell replace is a slightly less perfect copy of the one before it.

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    txmystic  about 5 years ago

    Love the Carl Sagan portrait. Remember…those billyuns and billyuns of cells are made of star stufffffffff…

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    Why do my new cells look so old?

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    Bob Blumenfeld  about 5 years ago

    Now this one’s going up on a lot of cubical walls today.

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    CYGNUS X1  about 5 years ago

    I wish.

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    johnec  about 5 years ago

    Not true – bones aren’t replaced, they stay the same, older every day. Which is why my bones ache more and more these days!

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    Godfreydaniel  about 5 years ago

    Locusts also replace their cells……….

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    sew-so  about 5 years ago

    You want good news from scientists?

    University of South Florida conducted a preliminary test on a NON-INVASIVE device to help slow or even reverse Alzheimer’s Disease. Yesterday, I read about this.

    They had 8 volunteers for a (I think) 4 month trial. Out of the 8, 7 had noticeable improvement – not just ‘not getting worse’, actual IMPROVEMENT. They volunteered for the next step in the study.

    I’m not a doctor, I almost flunked biology, but Alzheimer’s runs in my family.

    GO SCIENCE!!!!

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    rcoaster  about 5 years ago

    Know how you make a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy and it never looks as good as the original? That’s why.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Wahoo! I just tuned 10!

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 5 years ago

    Which means we are continually consuming energy and generating carbon dioxide, a greenhouse gas.

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    There’s probably a logical flaw in that. But, hey, enjoy while you can!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    Except that more and more replacement cells are defective and over time it builds up.

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    C wolfe  11 months ago

    Only most of your cells are replaced, nerve and bone cells are not replaced. Also as you grow older, the number of cells replaced drops.

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