Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 03, 2023

She’s not that bad

The speaker is jealous that she can’t find anyone blind enough to go out with her.

Every man should have a “respectable gut”

Hey, he probably treats her very well, so SHUT UP hater!

Imagine the raging indignation if the sexes of the characters were reversed and two men were saying that about a less-than-supermodel woman…

Like the song lyric by Joe Jackson in the song “Is she really going out with him”: Pretty women out walkin’ with gorillas down my street

Check his wallet

Maybe she already had several strong glasses of alcohol.

A biology teacher I had in high school would opine, “Love may be blind, but it can sure find it’s way around in the dark.”

They make a complimentary couple.

If she’s happy with him and he treats her right, mind your own dang business.

There’s someone for everyone…so they say…

Perhaps there are hidden assets, that aren’t readily see-able.

Love is blind.That is why they have to feel their way around each other.

Who cares? Maybe he’s areally nice guy.

“What do you see in him?” Eddie Valiant to Jessica Rabbit. “He makes me laugh, and has a 12 inch tongue.” Jessica Rabbit to Eddie Valiant. You have to read the book.

Physical attributes and appearance initially attract a couple, but its the character and other attributes that keep them together…..

Maybe she’s really nice and he doesn’t care what she looks like.

Glasses won’t help. That purse does not go with that skirt.