Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 15, 2024

Then ticket the tree.

In Florida that ticket would be labeled “Unsecured load.”

Ah yes, comic physics again.

Hope the fir flying doesn’t cause the fur to fly.

The American version of a caber toss.

That would mean that he was doing at least 40 when he hit the brakes so it’s righteous bust

See today’s “Cornered” strip to find where tree ended up!

which means he was going 40, since the tree wouldn’t actually be able to accelerate on its own… so, book ’im, Danno!

and write him up for littering