Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 23, 2016
Transcript:
Puck: Elvis has just joined Lupin in the laundry room! Elvis! What can you tell us? Elvis: Run Lupin! I'm here to save you! Lupin: Elvis- Figaro: ?Que? Cuales su problema?! Lupin: Elvis, calm down! This guy is great! Figaro: !Basta! Elvis: We don't know who he is! Puck: He's one of the ceiling cats, Elvis. Geeze. Lupin: Let's just talk this out- Elvis: How?! The ceiling cats don't speak English! Tabitha: I speak English. I speak four languages. I am an alpha female. I scare dogs. I have caught the red dot. And if you don't stop menacing him, I will swat you. I swear to cat, I will swat you silly. Puck: What's Elvis doing now?
By the way, she speaks four languages-we know she speaks, English, Spanish, and cat-any speculation on what the other one is? I am guessing French or maybe Portuguese.