Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 23, 2016
Transcript:
Puck: Elvis has just joined Lupin in the laundry room! Elvis! What can you tell us? Elvis: Run Lupin! I'm here to save you! Lupin: Elvis- Figaro: ?Que? Cuales su problema?! Lupin: Elvis, calm down! This guy is great! Figaro: !Basta! Elvis: We don't know who he is! Puck: He's one of the ceiling cats, Elvis. Geeze. Lupin: Let's just talk this out- Elvis: How?! The ceiling cats don't speak English! Tabitha: I speak English. I speak four languages. I am an alpha female. I scare dogs. I have caught the red dot. And if you don't stop menacing him, I will swat you. I swear to cat, I will swat you silly. Puck: What's Elvis doing now?
debra4life1958 almost 8 years ago
What’s Elvis doing? He’s cowering – the Cat has been Cowed!
deadheadzan almost 8 years ago
She has caught the red dot! Elvis, after you have calmed down, can love be sure to follow?
RH3 almost 8 years ago
Isn’t she full of herself.
Lady Bri almost 8 years ago
You go Tabitha! :D You’ve caught the red dot and that’s saying a lot! xoxoxo
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Oh, she’s wonderful!!!
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 8 years ago
They either let her catch red dot, or she is faking it.
denise.wolff almost 8 years ago
I love the way Senor Ceiling Cat has his paws crossed, just like he’s saying ‘Hah! Now you’re gonna get it!’….in Spanish of course
snarkm almost 8 years ago
For some reason I imagine Tabitha to have the voice of Duchess from Disney’s Aristocats.
Denny Wheeler Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Love, LOVE Tabitha’s nonchalant paw-lick in the final panel. Sir Figaro knows what Elvis just learned.
T_Lexi almost 8 years ago
Love Tabitha’s fat tail! She’s a force to be reckoned with.
Sabrina17 almost 8 years ago
Elvis has met his match.
Yogi007 almost 8 years ago
I still laugh when Tabitha said that she caught the red dot. My cats are the same way. They catch it and are proud of it.
jlmjdm60 almost 8 years ago
Agewalker: the word is SPAYED not sprayed! A cat that sprays is usually unwelcome in the house as cat spray smells as bad as skunk spray, but is easier to get rid of.
ladykat almost 8 years ago
So Elvis meets his match…My Yum Yum is definitely an Alpha female.
momma-tink almost 8 years ago
I just love Tabitha’s little power suit, and her pearls.
Brein43 almost 8 years ago
Tabitha is my hero and role model. I get many inquiries about my “I caught the red dot” shirt out in public, and I have the similar print on my office wall, right next to the boys at water cooler one. Lupin is just amused to see someone who is not cowed by Elvis and his over-revved bluster. Love how she goes back to daintily cleaning her paw after she put him in his place.
Brein43 almost 8 years ago
By the way, she speaks four languages-we know she speaks, English, Spanish, and cat-any speculation on what the other one is? I am guessing French or maybe Portuguese.
jadoo823 almost 8 years ago
…to be fair to Elvis, he really was there to “save” Lupin – he’s very protective :)…and I love Sir Figaro’s smug “SO THERE” posture in panel 9 :)…
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Love Alpha Cat.
Clearstream almost 8 years ago
Ah, Tabitha. One of my favorite characters.
ars731 almost 8 years ago
Well, we know whos top cat now
Fontessa almost 8 years ago
I HAVE CAUGHT THE RED DOT! So there.
KinHikari almost 8 years ago
Translations (via Google Translate):
Panel 3 – What? What’s your problem?!
P4 – Enough!
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 8 years ago
If he’s a ceiling cat, why is he in the basement? or did he fall down the laundry chute also?
She Mc almost 8 years ago
Wow, caught the red dot, swear to cat~~~~ wonderful X
fuzzybritches almost 8 years ago
I didn’t notice before, but if Tabitha speaks four languages, she must have a really interesting backstory!
prrdh almost 8 years ago
It should be pointed out that if the only dogs she has encountered are Chihauhuas and Mexican Hairless, her power to scare them isn’t all that impressive.
tracybsmith almost 8 years ago
Bwwaahahaha!! “I swear to Cat I will knock you silly!” I SOOOO need that on a T-shirt!!
Ed Brault Premium Member almost 8 years ago
We were allowed to share our home with our Alpha female: Her Imperial Majesty Queen Beatrix, the First, last, and Only(Thank God!). She took dogs on by the pack, trained Dachshunds, St. Bernards, and beagles. She was with us for 23 wonderful years, though I think she may have lived so long because Heaven didn’t want her, and Hell was afraid she’d take over!
bonita.eley almost 8 years ago
Caught the Red dot?!?!?! It IS possible!!
No free Heath care? over 1 year ago
“I HAVE CAUGHT THE Red DOT!!” Now I’m scared