Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 12, 2019

Pretty sure this calls for a shakedown, takedown and breakdown.

Woman, have you forgotten the definition of insanity, or have they finally driven you around the bend? Lupin, think of all the bonus points you could have racked up if you’d waited for the 3:00 AM running of the cats!

Frisky business

Never dare a cat to push things around. (Putting things there is the same thing as a dare)

Your entrance was a smashing success, Lupin!

Kitty Katz! You deserve some royalties here!

Just like the days of old….I love that rock’n roll!

Hmmm… next time, superglue?

Lupin’s patterned boxers – are they boxers? I don’t see a lot of heart-printed regular shorts – are just too cute. And the vase as a microphone!

And this is why you don’t give him real coffee. (https://www.gocomics.com/breaking-cat-news/2019/04/30)

That’s Risky Business, Lupin!

Ah yes, too much coffee.

As Robin would be wont to say…

Those bud-vases were DOOMED!!!

Tom Cruise really has a lot to answer for, doesn’t he?

“Ladies and Gentlecats, welcome to the Lounge De Lupin. Your host tonight? That fine singer and underwear model, Luscious Lupinnnnn!”

You would think she’d know by now that the vases were doomed.

You have three (four) cats and you are surprised one knocked all the vases down just for the malicious badness of the deed? And then you ask him ‘Why?’ Do you really want to hear the ‘because I want to!’

’Cause a kitty’s gotta do what a kitty’s gotta do.

(I and my favorite dictionary hyphenate it “pains-takingly”, not “pain-stakingly”. It would help if people pronounced it correctly; pains are taken, not that pain is staked.)

Bwahahaha! Because he’s Fluffapurrus Rex of course Woman! ((((((((((((((((((((((all the Mega Orb)))))))))))))))))))))) Forgive my absence folks, just got back from a holiday in North Wales with my hubby and his best mate. We climbed Mount Snowden! It was so glorious and freezing! :-)

Happy Mother’s Day everyone. Cat Mommas included. I noticed the Woman had 5 flowers – 1 from each of her kids/fur kids?

She didn’t expect something like this to happen? My estimate of her intelligence has gone down.

Because they are cats!! THAT’S why.

Off – topic: Here I am again asking for help. My mom passed away suddenly early Saturday morning. Headed to the funeral home today to take care of her arrangements.

OMC! When I was a kid I hated getting up in the morning (some things never change) and my dad would put OLD TIME ROCK & ROLL on and crank our livingroom sound system WAAAAAAAAY UP (we lived in the country, no close neighbors). The windows would actually rattle.

Why? Cause that kind of music just soothes the soul, woman!

That’s cats for ya!!!

My plastic models have ocasioally “slipped of a shelf”helped by some furry poltergiest, i’m sure. but I always knew , if I built it I can fix it. So I shrug and put it back, or give it another spot of glue.

Ouch! This on hits close to home today. I just lost a treasured bowl I had bought from a beloved, well-known potter on a special visit a few years ago. He passed just a few months ago. Dusty, who has forgotten he is not as lithe as he once was, tried to jump up on the chest it was on, the tattling dog barked, scaring him, so he awkwardly jumped off, catching my bowl with his heel. I held my breath as I watched in slow motion as it started its descent. I relaxed thankful the moment it hit the floor intact, but then it bounced back and hit the corner of the chest just so, and it was done… wahhhhh! After the wailing and cussing was over, poor Dusty got extra cuddles for all the scary hoopla he had no idea he had caused.

Oh Lupin – how can you do that to your ‘Mom’ on Mother’s Day!! Though I love this strip – nice imitation of Joel Goodson!

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Moms in the Mega-Orb, and especially to Georgia!

A wee bit o’the old catnip I suspect.

Silly hyooman. Don’t cha know cats are gonna knock em vases off the shelf?

Off-topic:

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Moms out there (and all the Dads who are doing there best to be both Mom & Dad)!

If your own Mom is still here, give her an extra hug. If she has already passed, keep your happiest memories of her close at hand today.

I’m sorry, but today’s strip is one of the cutest and Lupin does an excellent job of imitating Tom Cruise. LOL

Happy Mothers day to all the Moms and everyone who takes up the mantle of a Mom for somebody who needs one.

This is your day.

Happy Mom’s Day everyone!

Time to switch to metal vases. Roses and Carnations look good in silver plate.

Is there a feline formulation of Ritalin?

Two words: Museum Putty

Three words" Double. Sided. Tape.

The Woman needs to learn about Museum Putty. They use it to stick things to shelves in places where there are earthquakes.

all he needs are the Wayfarers. (I think that’s the right ones)

I so heard that in Bob Seger’s voice…

Dear Woman-Museum Wax is the cat owners friend-sticks things in place but is removable-good if you live in earthquake territory also,

Listen to me kitty, you’ve gotta understand (meow, meow)

Really the stunts you pull are getting out of hand (meow, meow)

Listen to me kitty, my vases should be shown,

Is it to much to ask for you to leave them alone?

…….

Every cat wants to play

Sometimes they need to run around

And if something gets in their way

You just might hear a crashing sound!

…….

When I see a shelf

I can’t help myself

I just can’t stop

I just can’t stop myself…

…….

Lupin striking again!

Lupin striking again!

Lupin striking again and again and again!!!

Lou Christie: Lightning Strikes

With his white paws, it even looks like Lupin is wearing the socks! =)

Never figured Lupin as a Bob Seger fan.

Happy Mother’s Day Georgia

Happy Mother’s Day, Georgia! And to all you other Mom’s!

Woman he’s doing this because those vases aren’t gonna knock themselves off the shelf now are they?

Lovin’ the tail wiggle, wiggle!

So sorry for your loss. We are thinking about you and your family at this sad time.

Kitty bowling! You set ’em up…they knock ’em down!

Once again, Adventure beckons.

Georgia: This is the absolute BEST! STRIP! EVER!

OK … I now reminisce to ‘The Man’s earlier saying of: “Why, Cuddle-Puff? WHY??!!” ;)

Hello All!! I’m making my “periodic swing-through”. Hope all who need comfort find it, all who are Mothers are appreciated proud of it, and all who know joy multiply and spread it!

Happy Mother’s Day!!-KOKO

I had a cat smash my saved bottle of Motley Brew, a blue, sickly sweet energy drink Motley Crue marketed to go with their Generation Swine album.

The Woman is so good to them. Most humans would deprive the fluffs of such entertainment.

If you’re too young to remember – Bob Seger’s “Old Time Rock & Roll”:

https://youtu.be/SoaAb5MnKtY

OT: Diego

what…no crystal football thingy?

I had a six-foot bookshelf. My cat pushed a couple of books off the top, so I cleared a space for him to nap. By the end of the week, between the two of us, we are cleared off the entire top of the bookshelf…and my cat had found somewhere else to nap.

That’s one of my favorite Bobcat Tigger songs.

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