Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 12, 2021

I’m having visions of Mr. Burns singing, “See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest.”

Uh oh, he’s gone full musical theater.

Argh! Disney earworm! Deploy counterspell!

(For some reason my go-to anti-earworm is the Star Trek: Voyager theme music, which I seem to have memorized for life for, um, reasons.)

That second panel is too cool for school!

The singing waiter strikes again! …..and again, and again. Forget floofing the cider, try the cat food, it’s our special!

Seems like it is a cat-astrophe today!

Time to grab a certain cat by the scruff and escort him to the exit, Let the mice handle the service.

“Tomato sauce and ketsup we use to make it red, put it on your salad and you which that you were dead!” Bullwinkle J. Moose

Is this Chanson de chat or just caterwauling?

The plan for a romantic evening seems to be insufficiently thought through.

Yay! Sing it, Pucky.

O.T.

Next Valentine’s the cats go in the office.

Oh, Enrico Catlazzo’s going to get lockied in the bedroom, isn’t he?

O.T. – to all my fellow Orbsters: Gong Hei Fat Choy! Friday is Chinese New Year’s and the beginning of the Year of the Metal Ox! I hope this lunar year will bring better health to Georgia and everyone and also prosperity to all!

Happy Chinese New Year to all who celebrate it. It is the year of the Ox.

The next line? All the food is mine mine all mine!

Oh, Puck! You get a standing ovation from me.

Pucky toe beans all over the place!

Well, here it is: From Disney’s Beauty and the Beast: Be Our Guest

Be our guest! Be our guest!

Though the table’s quite a mess

Have a glass of wine with steak

And we’ll provide the rest

Soup du jour

Hot hors d’oeuvres

Your cat waiter’s here to serve!

And the kibble

Is delicious

Please don’t mind some fallen dishes

I can sing, I can serve

Mew with vigor and with verve

And a dinner here is never second best

Sit back, unfold your menu

Take a glance and then you’ll

Be our guest

Oui, our guest

Be our guest!

…….

Lovely soup

Glass of wine

Fine filet, it’s all divine

Place your order and we’ll serve

A dinner really so sublime!

You’re alone

Just you two

There is naught you need to do

I’ve got this all in paw, you see

I’m your feline maitre d’

We tell jokes! I do tricks

Lupin, watch the candlesticks!

And we’ll all take care of you

That you can bet

We’ll be here all alert,

Come have a nice dessert

And be our guest!

Puck’s heart is in the right place; his follow through just needs a little work, LOL!

A singing waiter, how cool!

I just knew he was a singing waiter! Such service! So romantic!

someone is not really being a good boy.

though he may be trying.

Must not let song into my brain…must not sing that song…la la laa, la la laa, la la lah la la lah…AAAAAAH! It’s got me! save yourselves!!

The singing waiters in this place are okay, but who is doing the floor show?

Another fabulous, romantic dinner in the Big Pink House.

The only way to have a romantic evening would be to have the Intruder come sit on the cats and kids while they go get take out from a fancy restaurant and then drive to a favorite lover’s lane parking spot with a beautiful view.

First Cinderella and now Beauty and the Beast. Pucky must really be into Disney musicals.

Is there space enough under the sofa for Puck’s postprandial revue?

Interesting that the ad that is usually some clickbait for half naked pictures is today DISNEY..

No, no, Man, “Pucky STOP!” is most definitely not the next line.

Again…what did you expect was going to happen?

OT — Della update

Nothing breaks up a romance like turning it unto a musical number.

Don’t make him stop, he’s so happy!

Georgia did a short interview with a friend yesterday that you can find on the BCN Facebook page. I think it was a Facebook live video so I don’t think there is an option to see it outside of Facebook, but I think it is probably available to people who don’t have accounts, though since I have an account I don’t know for sure. So if you aren’t totally opposed to Facebook check it out.

Thank you all for the good wishes, I survived the Night of the Reflux (doesn’t that sound like some cheesy 70s horror movie). It doesn’t usually hit quite so severely, but the fitful sleep did provide some odd dreams. The only one I really remember involved my cats and a giant stinkbug that was too big to flush down the toilet. On that note, everyone have a wonderful Valentine’s weekend! ; )

Awe how romantic, Pucky crooning for the Man and Woman.

Does Puck take requests?

Earworm warning:

ROFL… love that song. You go Pucky!

OT:

I had a cat that sang the Hungry Cat Blues . Sometimes the Girl Cat would join for a Duet. When all three of them (the 2nd Boy Cat wasn’t very vocal) started singing they became the Hungry Cat Choir (or Chorus if one them started singing and the other two picked up the refrain). I miss those cats.

“My name is Puck, thank you, I’ll be underfoot all week!”

Ewen McGregor he probably is, but Jerry Orbach he’s not. I’d rather hear Orbach

Puck helps too.

Lumiere in kitty form. So madam is Beauty…and you, my man, what a Beast!

Sing your heart out, Puck!

Strange kitty genetics going on around here. And I’d love to get a picture, but so far, no luck. One of the porch strays that we feed has the features and coloring of a Siamese, mostly. It’s face looks like a typical black and white tuxedo and all four paws are pure white but the rest looks exactly like a Siamese. Looks to be full grown too, so I don’t know if we will ever get close enough to check it out.

It had been on the porch when we got home and when Jora opened the door, Reboot leapt out to give chase with Database right behind to back him up. By the time Jora got the first load of groceries to the kitchen, Database had already decided that Reboot could be on his own when the temperature is in the teens. Reboot came in a few minutes later. He doesn’t like the cold any better than Database.

♪ ♫ That waiter is too loud. Throw him out ♪ ♫

Umm… Did Pucky pull the tablecloth off the table‽