Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 25, 2022

Annoyed, crabby Elvis always makes me lol.

Apparently the linen closet is a great hiding place. Let’s go hide in there.

Elvis takes matters into his own paws!

Can confirm. When Chessie/Digaling was being energetic/had zoomies/was wrasslin’ Fiat, the bell went from cute little chiming to “By whatever Divinity is listening, doesn’t she ever calm down?!”

Dear, deluded Lupin – he thinks Elvis is playing.

Elvis (in the first panel) is looking like a bug again.

Too bad it isn’t Puck and Lupin rollin’ rollin’ rollin’. They’d make a yin-yang!

I’m laughing my head off here!

If Elvis keeps going long enough, maybe Lupin will finally wear out so that he has to take a nap. But considering that it’s naturally-caffeinated Lupin that we’re talking about, I’ll give that about a 10% chance of working. Elvis will probably wear out first (in a dignified manner, of course).

Cat fight.

Don’t just cringe there. Help Elvis!

HAH. Not even being attacked by Elvis can make Lupin stop grinning about his chaos!

Elvis, you can’t beat crazy by dancing with it.

lupin being deaf is a bad thing

Elvis and Goldie – it may seem worse but it will come to an end soon. Darkness before the dawn thing.

Double shot of rear toe beans!

Lupin looks like the mayor of bouncy town.

I can’t wait to see what happens at bed time…

Lupin’s getting his bell rung.

DING Maybe Elvis doing DONG this will “help” the Woman ding, ding realize this was all just a big ding dong mistake.

To paraphrase this comic…This is funny, WAY funny!!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At the Great Pyramid

Beatrixia: Each shelf is marked with some kind of hieroglyph, Violet-Ifa. Can you understand what the say?

Violet-Ifa: They seem to be numbers. Each shelf of scrolls seem to be organized by subjects. Like here in the 700s

Bea: It looks like these scrolls are all about the arts. Maybe Soph and the gang would like to take a look.

Vi: Over here the scrolls are about gardening. Oh, look this was was written by Trevor-Hotep’s great grandfather Cosmo!

Bea: I’m looking at the hieroglyph here. I think it’s 641.5.

Vi: Oh, this scroll is a classic. We need to show Thomios.

Bea: What’s the title?

Vi: Mastering the Art of Gallic Cooking co-authored by Julia Kitten.

Our cats have bells, but we really should take them off of them. Easier to hunt mice :)

Cutest. Catfight. EVER!!!!!!

Elvis has reached his breaking point! I’m sure Elvis would love to release the bell as Lupin did all those candy wrappers, but he will have to make quite a racket to do so. I don’t think even all three cats can hold Lupin down.

Woman, please take the bell off Lupin before Elvis bursts a blood vessel in his distress.

Poor Elvis, Game Face, Serious stare, pushing and puffing and Lupin thinks he’s just playing with him.

I suggest a two pronged attack, Goldie face-to-face and Tabitha in a pincer move. Tabitha can catch the laser dot, she can scramble Lupin’s Bell. He wouldn’t hear her coming, and he wouldn’t see her going.

Expecting major Elvis tail-poofage in 3….2….1….

Lupin’s unbridled glee! ❤

Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’.

See those kitties rollin’.

Honestly, if I had to listen to a bell nonstop, I would snap as well.

And Lupin’s enjoying it, so if anything, you’re just encouraging him.

I know that drill, trying to stop a crazy situation only to have it get even crazier. Nice try Elvis, but no catnip mouse for you.

Ask not for whom the bell tolls.

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I won’t be able to hear you asking ’cause of all that dang tolling.

That alleged bell looks like a tea ball. Would it help to make tea with it?

Am I the only one who thinks Lupin is cute playing with the bell? (the cats tryna get it is so funny)

So now who’s the ding-a-ling? The Cat wearing the bell? Or the pouncer?

Side fact: During Christmas at work, I would wear a bell too, because I walk VERY silently ( but store theft was WAYYYY down ☺️), I don’t mind, and my coworkers was less spooked lol…

“Ding, ding, ding. Start of Round One.”

Oh Lupin is so soooo happy X

Maybe the woman will realize what Elvis is trying to do and for goodness sake unbell the cat.

Ding ding ding a ling

What is you doing, leapin?

Ding ding ding a ling

What is you doing Lupin?

Ding ding ding a dong

Let’s now sing a song

Ding ding ding a dong

And everybody sings along

Ding ding ding a dong

As ya leaps, pounces, and rolls along…

The fight for the Cat Wrestling Championship Bell-t is on!

Like I said this is my boys.

Wouldn’t it be funny if, after they stop rolling, Elvis ends up with the bell around his own neck, and he can’t get it OFF?

Lupin is certainly having a ball.

Natasha and Ash, when they were till with me, would always take off their “shirts” (collars). They didn’t like the noise from their rabies tags.

Meimei the Pirate Queen and Jungle Princess, roaming as far away as the TNR colony next door, of course we kept a bell on her as much as possible. She ripped them off all the time, naturally. But it was so reassuring to hear her little bell when she was outside, you knew she wasn’t too far off. Then there was the time she got caught in the raccoon traps…

Conjoined cats.

The Woman is the dingaling.

For whom the bell tolls.

Did not see this outcome coming. Expected that to be Goldie rather than Elvis.

LUPIN IS SOOOOOOOO CUTE IN THE SECOND PANEL!!!!!