Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 06, 2022

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    deadheadzan  over 2 years ago

    Whoa! Crinkle madness on Lupin’s part….he’s really digging in! Dragon vac is ferocious but can’t shake him off.

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    deadheadzan  over 2 years ago

    And who is hatin’ the Bard’s fencin’ ? Enquiring minds want to know!

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    dmah Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Whoo-wee! Crinkle that vac, Lupin! Ride that bucking bag of bust dunnies!

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    Le'letha Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I love the teeth and mouth on the vacuum! Very creative!

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    Susanna Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That is one ferocious vacuum. Someone should throw the yarn balls at it while it is distracted by Lupin and has its mouth open. If it gets yarn wrapped around it’s rollers that will probably silence it.

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    Sue Ellen  over 2 years ago

    The belly of that dragon looks mighty full. Rest in peace flying dust bunnies.

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    Aspen_Bell  over 2 years ago

    Hey, it looks like it came unplugged.

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    jemelvin  over 2 years ago

    OK, I’m dumb. What do those lyrics mean? What are they from? Inquiring minds still want to know!

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    Brian  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A little bit of Paladin Rap?

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    WelshRat Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Lupin provides claws for concern, leaving Goldie the opening…

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    DennisinSeattle  over 2 years ago

    Goldie can’t wait to go in, sword first!

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    Robin Harwood  over 2 years ago

    I’m not sure that this is quite the appropriate moment for a musical interlude.

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    anne o  over 2 years ago

    This is wonderful!

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  over 2 years ago

    And Goldie holds her sword, ready to charge! Rolleth thee dice to see what thy next move is!

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    One Serious Cat  over 2 years ago

    A magnificent dragon!

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    ikini Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Hmm. I’m starting to wonder if the vacuum is an Arrakis sand worm, from the way Lupin is riding it. Maybe a sand worm/dragon hybrid?

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    Kitty Katz  over 2 years ago

    Monty Python: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

    Sometimes you roll the dice

    And things don’t turn out so nice,

    It ain’t a broom and you can leave the room!

    When things just get too hard

    You need a ballad from your bard

    And this will help you fight the bad vacuum!

    And

    Always remember it is just a game

    Always remember it is just a game!

    …….

    When things seem so full of gloom

    Prepare to meet your doom

    And the crinkle balls have all been cursed,

    Maybe one more cleric spell

    When things have gone to heck

    And maybe you can sing just one more verse

    And

    Always remember it is just a game

    Always remember it is just a game!

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 2 years ago

    On crinkly quick legs the hero Lupin comes

    Softly through the shadow of the evenin′ sun

    Chasin’ past the device cause he’s blissfully deaf

    Looking for the vroom-shivering like it needs a decaf

    Searchin′ out dust bunnies in the gathering gloom

    And suddenly a movement in the corner of the room

    And only laughing we can when we realize with delight

    Hoping that vacuum does not have Lupin for dinner tonight….

    (The Cure – Lullaby)

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    nadinefd1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    that dragon vacuum is magnificent!

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    Kitty Katz  over 2 years ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Elvis-Anum: I landed on your space, so you have to move your piece back to square one.

    Tabith-Isis: No, your throwing stick shows you should only move your piece one space. It doesn’t land on my space at all.

    Elvis-Anum: But I threw two black sticks and three red sticks.

    Tabith-Isis: No way, there are only four throwing sticks in the game!

    Elvis-Anum: What about this red one here?

    Enter Thomios

    Thomios: Anyone want a strawberry popsicle?

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    rs0204 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You usually don’t expect to see that kind of behavior from a home appliance. Might I suggest a Dyson, Electrolux, or Bissel?

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    bonita.eley  over 2 years ago

    This is better than TV!

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    DeerOrchid Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I notice there are already a few hairs stuck in the dragon’s (err.. vacuum’s) teeth (err… rollers)

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    Denny Wheeler Premium Member over 2 years ago

    In panel 2, Natasha looks every bit as big as our crinkle-maddened Cat of Adventure.

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    Kawasaki Cat  over 2 years ago

    Lets wrap this story line up!

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    misty  over 2 years ago

    Ooh

    Rogue can dance

    He’s got drive

    Having the time of his life

    Ooh, see that cat

    Watch that scene

    Stopping the vacuum mean

    Friday night and the rolls are low

    Trying to make a monster blow

    Cute Bard plays the right music

    Inspiring is her thing

    You can hear balls crinkling

    Any cat could give it a try

    Night is young and the Rogue is fly

    With a bit of Bard’s music

    Everything is fine

    Rogue’s in a mood unconcerned

    And when he gets his turn

    He will dance

    He will jive

    Having the time of his life

    Ooh, see that Rogue

    Play that scene

    Riding the dragon green

    - Benny Goran Bror Andersson / Bjoern K. Ulvaeus / Stig Erik Leopold Anderson – Dancing Queen – ABBA

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 2 years ago

    What a coincidence! I know someone who did a nickel up in Sing-Sing for fencing!

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    BWSterling  over 2 years ago

    I knew there was a reason i hate vacuuming! I’m afraid I’ll release the dragon.

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    DawnMcCandless  over 2 years ago

    OT The official medical examiner report is in. My son died of an overdose. Cocaine and Fentynal. People who found him attempted CPR but he was already gone. Narcan would not have helped.

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    Katzen1415  over 2 years ago

    It appears the crinkle strategy is working! I feel it would be more appropriate if Natasha were taking the Weird Al version of this song (probably with a comment on how a human can be a champion of V&V), but a bard must do what she can.

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    JohnTheFoole  over 2 years ago

    Wow! That IS rousing!

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    ronaldalbertansley  over 2 years ago
    attacking a vacuum cleaner is crazy !
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    Bryan Smith Premium Member over 2 years ago

    …Tryna to catch me bitin’ dirty

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    marilynnbyerly  over 2 years ago

    Can Bards do anything but sing and offer comic relief in these games? As tiny as our brave bard is, she’s smaller than one scale on that Vac dragon so maybe that’s a good thing.

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    tims145  over 2 years ago

    Lupin crinkling the vacuum cleaner to death!!

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    Uninspired Artist  over 2 years ago

    I have a song stuck in my head :/

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    Treehouse3443 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Slightly OT. I had never heard of the magical crinkly balls, so, of course, I had to go buy some. I guess they take the spell of the DM or the ferocity of Lupin to make them work. One of my cats totally ignored them, the other cat sniffed then went back to her old piece of rope. Too bad they come in a pack of ten. : ))

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    Gloria Fleming  over 2 years ago

    O.T. Prayers requested.

    My sister in law is going into emergency surgery for a colostomy. She’s been having pain and issues but has been ignoring it. She lives near Ithaca, NY, so I can’t go to be with her, and she doesn’t want anyone to come any way. I’m scared and also angry at her for not getting it taken care of before it became an emergency, she’s a nurse for Cat’s sake!!! Thanks for letting me vent.

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    trudyconley Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Anybody else hear that song to the tune “You Must Be Dancing” by the BeeGees? Just me?

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    cpiller Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Prayers and best wishes for her rapid and thorough recovery. It is kind of frustrating when those who know better still do foolish things like ignore their symptoms. However, hopefully she will come through this well.

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    willie_mctell  over 2 years ago

    “The bonny Earl of Moray and Lady Mondegreen.”

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    scaeva Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Love the Dracovac!

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    Martin 78  over 2 years ago

    I can see it now. Woman walks in to a shredded vacuum and a living room covered in dust.

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    jbarnes  over 2 years ago

    I thought Lupin was going to throw crinkle balls into the vacuum’s throat, not crinkle the vacuum with his claws!

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    scaeva Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I think the dracovac looks like a Chinese dragon, rather than the European version. Probably the mustache.

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    Daeder  over 2 years ago

    Their only chance is to clog the monster’s gullet with massive quantities of hair!

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    knight1192a  over 2 years ago

    What? No clue what Natasha is singing.

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    daleandkristen  over 2 years ago

    Methinks this is a feline take on the wonderful sci fi movie DUNE. Here on BCN, our very brave LUPIN hops aboard and rides the ferocious Vacuum creature, just as Paul rode the Worm in DUNE.

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    Sue Ellen  over 2 years ago

    OT: Stormy weather

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    knight1192a  over 2 years ago

    While you’re defending yourself, maybe you’d like to explain.

    Are you a rogue for a day?

    Is it some vaulting campaign?

    Warpaint your flag on your fur.

    Gather your friends on the line.

    You never made a mistake, there at the scene of the crime.

    Blood on your paws.

    Blood on your beans.

    Down in the pouring rain.

    What do you care, out on the street?

    Crinkle’s gonna drive you insane.

    Dice are to blame for all that.

    (Dice are to blame)

    Dice are to blame for all that.

    (Dice are to blame)

    Oh yeah yeah

    Dice are to blame

    Where are the angry gold cats?

    Where are the wizards of yore?

    Looking for trouble again.

    Looking to settle a score.

    Why do bard songs re-incarnate?

    Why will clerics always be here?

    Stopping a dust bunnies of hate.

    Stopping an vaccums of tears.

    Blood on your paws.

    Blood on your beans.

    Down in the pouring rain.

    What do we care, out on the street?

    Crinkle’s gonna drive you insane.

    Nobody questions the VM elite.

    Who’s gonna take up running the game?

    Dice are to blame for all that.

    (Dice are to blame)

    I said dice are to blame for all that.

    (Dice are to blame)

    Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

    Dice are to blame

    Blood on your paws.

    Blood on your beans.

    Down in the pouring rain.

    What do we care, out on the street?

    Crinkle’s gonna drive you insane.

    Dice are to blame for all that.

    (Dice are to blame)

    Dice are to blame for all that.

    (Dice are to blame)

    I said dice

    (Dice are to blame)

    Only got the dice are to blame.

    (Dice are to blame)

    I said dice are, dice are, dice are

    Diiiice

    (Dice are to blame)

    Dice are to blame for all that.

    Don’t blame me, only got the dice to blame

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    ZBicyclist Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And if there were panels beyond the last one here, to continue the song:

    They see me crinklin’The vaccuumI know they’re thinking I’m so white and furry.Think I’m just so white and furryThink I’m just so white and furryCan’t you see I’m white and furryLook at me, I’m white and furry.

    I want to roll with the gangstasBut they all think I’m too white and furryThink I’m just so white and furryThink I’m just so white and furryI’m just too white and furry,Really, really white and furry

    (adapted from Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy”, which is a parody of “Riding Dirty” by Chamillionaire)

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    arolarson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Late evening sudden thought after a long day….that mustache! Could Jules have snuck in to play the monster?

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    ikini Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Marigold’s noble fang! ::rapturous sigh::

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    ikini Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I love the attention and effort Georgia puts into patterns: on cloth, furniture…and vacuums. I’d like that pattern for drapes.

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    kittylover.truitt  over 2 years ago

    Ah! A new favorite story- the vacuum cleaner stories are wonderful:)

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