Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 22, 2024

“For Sophie” she’s over the moon with the agony of a love left unfulfilled. Now, if Gutter would just run to her and profess his undying love for her, she’d be filled with a sorrow only true love can spawn. LOL

Dear Sophie. Such a drama llama.

Her high hopes for romance turned into sigh hopes…

Glad puckys here. Tommy and lupin aren’t equipped to handle DRAMMMAAA. Puck however is a soap opera addict and certified messy kitty who loves drama as well as an empathetic boy. He got this.

But she LOOKS lovely!

I’m glad she is doing it properly. Not that I would have expected anything less from Sophie.

In that dress, she reminds me of Tillie.

Gutter listed to Dire Straits’ Romeo and Juliet over and over. I can see Sophie listening to the Cowboy Junkies’ version of Blue Moon as she sighs her sad little heart out.

That is my all time favorite album!

Remember, we’re all born naked and the rest is drag…

She is wallowing in her drama. She needs Gutter. Or at least to work on new art.

TIlly in the attic, old girl, I fear a visitation and consolation is called for…

That’s one BIG sigh in the last panel. Poor Tommy!!

Mostly OT: Jackson Galaxy and his beloved cat Caroline

Oh wow, today’s strip is absolutely magnificent. It captures all four of our kitties perfectl. I especially love Lupin here

O.T.

I’m thinking of the scene in “Moonstruck” where Cher slaps Nicholas Cage and yells “SNAP OUT OF IT!” Is there a cat-friendly way to apply this method of therapy?

Go big, Sophie!

Such a Drama Queen

She doesn’t own a wedding dress, does she? She’s in danger of going full Miss Havisham!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At the Castle Tincan

Queen Gwen: Chef Weldon, I present unto you Sue Chef of Egypt, and the Egyptian Royal Procurers of great renown.

Chef Weldon: Always an honour, Your Majesty. And welcome, Most Honoured Guests.

Sue Chef: We bring greetings from Chef Thomios and Floofnet the Joyous. As well as some of our Egyptian cheese.

Chef Weldon: I look forward to exchanging cheese recipes.

Sue Chef: We are also most interested in your Double Down Cheese.

Chef Weldon: For that I would suggest a visit to the estate of Sir Alcott Kittleigh.

Violet-Ifa: Oh, that’s where my cousin Alvina lives. As well as her colleagues.

Chef Weldon: Ah, renowned members of the Ancient and Accepted Procurers Guild.

At the Royal Picnic Area

Iggy: Hello, I’m Iggy Shipwright from Egypt.

Builder: Pleased to meet you. I’m Cartwright, builder and designer.

Iggy: I understand you want to create a jeweled grill for sacred occasions.

Cartwright That’s right. We want to have the Holy Grill ready for the upcoming holiday. The Just Because banquet is right around the corner.

Sophititi: You are in luck. My friend Adobe Style and I can make the Holy Grill a work of Art with the indestructible gems created by the Master, Fe-Anaro.

Sophie, you are perfection!

Let’s hope not!

Felix Dramaticus

Today, she will alternate between the widow’s walk on the roof and the fainting couch in her dressing room.

Sophie, please don’t sigh yourself into oblivion like the gnat in Alice Through the Looking Glass!

Dressing like a Victorian ghost is certainly suitable for Sophie.

Conveniently, there’s a new Taylor Swift album that would be perfect for Sophie’s state!

She looks so cute in the little…Night gown?

Lost in the flames of love

Unrequited love

Time won’t always heal

And it eats at my mind

Because you’re the one that got away

I’ve been searching high and low

Wondering where my feelings go

Nothing feels the same

‘Cause there’s no one like you

No one like you

And even though you’re far away

Even if my time decays

Nothing feels quite the same

You’re the one that got away

Unrequited love

Sometimes I feel alone

Tried to hold my breath

Somewhere deep in space

And I felt like you understood

What it truly means to be in love

Baby, you’re the one, the one that got away

This is what it feels like to have regrets

It is what it is

Now I’m wide open, it’s so hard to focus

Now that it’s the end, I guess you’ll always be

The one that got away.

Noooooo, really? Who could’ve ever predicted that! :P

OT: Newest TK Catermelon!

Go for it, Sophie baby! Pull out all the stops. Wallowing over a lost love en déshabillé in a stunning couture peignoir… (My heart is breaking in sympathy.) That cat was made for the big screen!

Ghost? Oh no. Poor cat is dies from eating those processed packaged posions!

Yeah, it was all panned out, no gold, just sand and gravel.

“Dressed like a Victorian ghost” – I think that describes Sophie perfectly!

So, she’s literally in her-Morning Dress!

“I mean…for Sophie.”

That is a necessary qualification.

Look out, Tommy! That huge SIGH is next to you!!

The fact that someone can make something like this in one day.

OT

Course of true love…