Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 02, 2024

I guess roundhouses are how she gets her kicks…

Drumstick has truly reached graduate level cheekiness with his chyrons. Burt would be so proud.

So, they really were after Tortimer, after all!

“Good Clean Fun?” Really, Drumstick?

So, what’s he saying? I’m too sleepy to try to translate and haven’t got the patience.

Poor Tortimer. He’s been nothing but embarassed by all this.

I still don’t trust them.

Wait. My Roomba talks to my Alexa, which is an AI. Is it going to destroy my Alexa?

Tortimer is a good boy.♥

Oh dear! Is Tortimer going to be the messiah of an ancient alien Roomba religion?

Aw, if only!

If your program can get A.I. on Earth under control, “It’s (more than) O.K.”

Ok, now the tough question: why have they ensorcelled some of the adults and made the rest unwakeable?

I bet Burt could help Tortimer with that, too.

A programme to spread to other earth computers? Then the aliens will be able to control all our computer systems. They will be able to control our airlines, our power stations, our banks and cat videos and flood warning systems. It will be a digital conquest leading to digital enslavement.

We’re DOOMED!

Tortimer looks ☺️ to be so respected and honoured by his extraterrestrial kin.

Come in peace? Give compooter program to earth roomba to spread to other compooters? WHAAAT? IT’S A TRAAAP YA GULLIBLE CATS! THEY IS GONNA INFECTS ROOMBA WITH COMPOOTER VIRUS AND SPREADS IT TO ALL COMPOOTERS!

Hmm. What gave the impression of an alien invasion force has chosen him to be trustworthy? Good job we’re trusting!

Unlike Yolanda at my house. She spit up quite a bit of smutz on my living room floor.i found it behind the dining room table today. Tsk…

Tortimer is getting more widespread acclaim for being a Good Boy.

Tortimer, a most noble roomba.

The round-house kicking was still fun though, right Ora Zella?

All I read here is ’we’re giving your roomba a virus and soon all your bases are belong to us’. ifkyk

It’s ok. If they try to double cross Earth, Tortimer can work in cahoots with Destry and program the Doombas to hear “Love Shack” on repeat. Or the “rodent” Christmas song the kids were into one year!

For one, I welcome our Roomba alien overlords.

This talk of “we come in peace” makes me think of a TV show I saw long ago. Woman and two men were investigating dodgy doings in Australia. M2 was ex-Australian SAS. At night they arrived at the gates of secret establishment. They see car coming. M2 slips away into the dark. Car stops, two guards get out and approach W and M1.M1 says “We are visitors from another planet. “. M2 sneaks up behind the guards. M1: “We have just arrived on your planet, and we come in peace.” M2 knocks them out. M1: “Except for him.”

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At the Pretty Good Library

Beatrixia: So it appears the Roombas from Outer Space were good after all.

Iggy: That’s right. They were on a mission to save the world. And it looks like they succeeded. At least for now.

Bea: Wonder if they ever found a new home.

Puckmosis: Maybe one of the scrolls has the answer.

Bea: Here is one last message in code.

Iggy: I can translate:

We don’t like AI. But at least they got one thing right. They inspired the creation of Biscetti.

Enter Ora Z

Ora Z: Watch out everyone! A tomato storm is on the way!

Elvis-Anum: You mean a tornado.

Enter Pink Lupinium

Lupinium: No, she means a tomato.

Bea: Looks like there’s only one thing to do.

Puck: That’s right. Put out the sauce pans to collect the tomatoes.

Bea: Looks like we’re having Biscetti tonight.

After the download, someone asks Destry, a question-Destry, what is the capital of Australia? Destry-How should I know? Try picking up dictionary!