Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 27, 2019

Didn’t know that the E in E-Bay stood for Earth…

Good luck, Brewster. I am sure there must be valuable materials among all that garbage. Some alien will buy something.

Yay! Earth is all green again. But the seas are all black!

Remember, By the time off of the shelf technology is ruggedized, adapted to space, and tested it is 8 years out of date.

This satellite I bought for $50 doesn’t work!

Throw in some psychiatric help and you’ve got my nickel.

Post an orbituary notice in the paper.

Smarter than it sounds. Recognize garbage is resources.

I’m not sure there’s a landfill big enough. Maybe dump it all into Jupiter’s atmosphere.

Maybe he’ll finally get rid of those 8-tracks. (Granddad will explain this one to you, kids.)

Don’t see garage sales or yard sales anymore in my neighborhood. There are only “estate sales”. Older junk, and more expensive.

Put a picture up on eBay, and someone will buy it. Space junk is rare and hard to find.

Make them into Christmas ornaments and place them inside of a Hallmark bag?

What yard?

Call it an Estate Sale for old space treasures!!! Dead satellites, spent boosters, and, the big thrill, Used explosive bolts!!!

I’ve given up on yard sales—no-one ever actually sells their yard.

That’s actually one of his smarter ideas… provided alien currency is accepted. I mean, there are places in the U.S. that won’t take American Express.