Didn’t know that the E in E-Bay stood for Earth…
Good luck, Brewster. I am sure there must be valuable materials among all that garbage. Some alien will buy something.
Yay! Earth is all green again. But the seas are all black!
Remember, By the time off of the shelf technology is ruggedized, adapted to space, and tested it is 8 years out of date.
This satellite I bought for $50 doesn’t work!
Throw in some psychiatric help and you’ve got my nickel.
Post an orbituary notice in the paper.
Smarter than it sounds. Recognize garbage is resources.
I’m not sure there’s a landfill big enough. Maybe dump it all into Jupiter’s atmosphere.
Maybe he’ll finally get rid of those 8-tracks. (Granddad will explain this one to you, kids.)
Don’t see garage sales or yard sales anymore in my neighborhood. There are only “estate sales”. Older junk, and more expensive.
Put a picture up on eBay, and someone will buy it. Space junk is rare and hard to find.
Make them into Christmas ornaments and place them inside of a Hallmark bag?
What yard?
Call it an Estate Sale for old space treasures!!! Dead satellites, spent boosters, and, the big thrill, Used explosive bolts!!!
I’ve given up on yard sales—no-one ever actually sells their yard.
That’s actually one of his smarter ideas… provided alien currency is accepted. I mean, there are places in the U.S. that won’t take American Express.
mddshubby2005 about 5 years ago
Didn’t know that the E in E-Bay stood for Earth…
juncarlo about 5 years ago
Good luck, Brewster. I am sure there must be valuable materials among all that garbage. Some alien will buy something.
Gent about 5 years ago
Yay! Earth is all green again. But the seas are all black!
PoodleGroomer about 5 years ago
Remember, By the time off of the shelf technology is ruggedized, adapted to space, and tested it is 8 years out of date.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago
This satellite I bought for $50 doesn’t work!
realexander about 5 years ago
Throw in some psychiatric help and you’ve got my nickel.
P51Strega about 5 years ago
Post an orbituary notice in the paper.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 5 years ago
Smarter than it sounds. Recognize garbage is resources.
tripwire45 about 5 years ago
I’m not sure there’s a landfill big enough. Maybe dump it all into Jupiter’s atmosphere.
Richard L. Johnston about 5 years ago
Maybe he’ll finally get rid of those 8-tracks. (Granddad will explain this one to you, kids.)
Ray*C about 5 years ago
Don’t see garage sales or yard sales anymore in my neighborhood. There are only “estate sales”. Older junk, and more expensive.
blakerl about 5 years ago
Put a picture up on eBay, and someone will buy it. Space junk is rare and hard to find.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Make them into Christmas ornaments and place them inside of a Hallmark bag?
Stephen Gilberg about 5 years ago
What yard?
1MadHat Premium Member about 5 years ago
Call it an Estate Sale for old space treasures!!! Dead satellites, spent boosters, and, the big thrill, Used explosive bolts!!!
David Rickard Premium Member about 5 years ago
I’ve given up on yard sales—no-one ever actually sells their yard.
Dragoncat about 5 years ago
That’s actually one of his smarter ideas… provided alien currency is accepted. I mean, there are places in the U.S. that won’t take American Express.